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Digestion: 200 cal Thermogenesis: 550 cal Exercise: 150 cal Experiencing pain: 1900 cal someone who is good at metabolic economics please help me budget this. i'm dying
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the household emergency necessities: fire extinguisher, flashlight (with batteries), exit bag
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Replying to @chsiedentop @gracecondition
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Christoph 🇺🇦 🌻🕊@chsiedentop16 Aug 2020
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abc : abcd :: xyz : ? physics says the answer is xyzt
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A priest learns that the universe is a tapestry copied from moment to moment by angels, and time only flows because they make mistakes. So he finds a book describing the eyes of angels, and from it derives every law of physics. #MagicRealismNonBot
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sloooow happy sloth #pixel_dailies @pixel_dailies #zootopia
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a man and his son are in an accident. when they get to the hospital the surgeon says "i can't operate on this man. he is the clown pagliacci and to allow his miserable life to continue would violate my oath to do no harm"
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You awake surrounded by strangers Attached to all of you is a machine that drives nails into your mind constantly You are told if you leave this room, the nail driving increases for everyone else Congratulations, you’ve been born
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if you're not spending at least 12% of your time doing reconciliation grooming with your rival, you're doing politics wrong
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it's important to fill your life with the full range of human experience, from idle despair to numb determination
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me: *is feeling bad* also me: *cant think of a way to make it funny* my bran: cant talk about it then
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I may have put all my eggs in the "I'll be dead by then" basket
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Meeting God Pre-Birth: So I cry when I get there? Yep Why? You'll see When does it stop? Heh heh
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pain: *prefers you alive*
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Fundamental attribution error: the tendency to emphasize personality traits in explaining others' behavior, rather than fundamental physics.
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Have you tried having your spirit crushed by the problem, then carrying on with whatever parts of a life you can still live out of inertia?
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You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead mouth
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comic sans on a headstone
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Yelp, but for different holes around town to crawl into and die
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I’ll kill myself if it’s the last thing I do
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