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separating the wanted from the unwanted, and then tweeting about it.

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Joined September 2010
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Feeling very frustrated by @DPD_UKHelp24 - my parcel was marked as "refused" when no delivery attempt was made and now it is stuck in the system. Urgent, highly valuable - very stressful. And their customer services are totally incapable of fixing the problem they created.
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Glad to see that there is still some good stuff on Twitter. – at High Hurstwood, England
Ever feel like someone's watching you? That's how I felt when I observed this transit of the Martian moon Phobos! The pupil in this "googly eye" is the potato-shaped moon, and the iris is our Sun. Learn more: go.nasa.gov/48vJm3m
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I am now at the celestial place and will post infrequently, if at all, here. Please follow me over there, same handle. – at High Hurstwood, England
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Bascially everyone loses 25 IQ points in the final 2 weeks of an election campaign, it's like showing up to a party where everyone is 6 drinks in.
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Just passed through Roma Termini. These guys know how to do information screens - unobstructed departures and arrivals boards and a big clock on every pillar between the ticket gates. But no coffee shop after the barriers (boo). @seatsixtyone @diamondgeezer – at Alviano, Umbria
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Ok, here we go: Much of my work concerns the history and return of scientific racism. I’ve written extensively about attempts to resurrect the shuffling corpse of race science and eugenics for many years. Bigotry dressed up as biology. 1/n
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Fabulous. Very important person in Downing Street, worldwide media attention of course (watch to the end). @Number10cat – at Baron, France
President Zelenskyy has just arrived in Downing St and greeted at the door by @Keir_Starmer
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Not enough people realise this...
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"Rank hypocrisy".
Here is the current front runner to lead the Tory Party. Good luck with that.
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Wow. Also, the crowd. – at High Hurstwood, England
Guys, he’s gone.. it’s over.. call it a day.. that’s a wrap.. bon voyage.. sayonara.. that’s the ball game..
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Formidable lady. Be more Floella. – at High Hurstwood, England
Yippee I’m 75 today and feel totally blessed and happy❤️
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Yay!
WE’RE BACK IN DIVISION 1!!! 😍😍😍
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As usual, SB looks at things clearly and calmly.
Why did Huw Edwards avoid prison? Is this evidence of “two-tier justice”? Let’s take a quick look. 🧵 TLDR: This is an entirely expected sentence for offences of this type.
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Report from Torsby. As Fryksande Church filled with Sven-Goran Eriksson’s family and 600 guests, the elegant 300-year-old building he knew so well filled with music. Eriksson’s funeral service today echoed the man himself: serene, musical, and with some quirky humour such as when the lady priest Ingela Alvskog burst into song with all the panache of a veteran jazz singer. The pianist played “Wonderful World”. Sven would have loved it. His coffin, surrounded by wreaths from clubs and countries he served, including England, was flanked by six candles. The soloist Charlotta Birgersson walked solemnly across the transept, stopped close to the casket and sang a haunting “Candle in the Wind”, with lyrics tweaked to “goodbye our hero”. All around were distinguished figures from the game including: Glenn Stromberg, the Swedish great who played for Eriksson at IFK Gothenburg and Benfica; Roy Hodgson, whose friendship with Eriksson dated back to his days coaching in Sweden, and David Beckham, Eriksson’s England captain. Beckham arrived early and quietly, embraced members of Eriksson’s extended family, including Eriksson’s 95-year-old father. It hardly needs re-saying but Beckham really is a magnificent ambassador for both English football and for the country. Beckham took his pew next to Tord Grip, Eriksson’s old assistant, now 86. Time melted and the years rolled back to the 2002 World Cup, Euro 2004 and the 2006 World Cup. On the flights back from those frustrating quarter-finals, Grip would bring out his accordion to lighten the mood. Eriksson and Grip would often turn to music. As family and friends did here. The congregation sang “Amazing Grace” and “How Great Thou Art” in Swedish. “My Way” and “Volare” followed before Eriksson’s son, Johan, and seven other pall bearers bore the casket back down the aisle. It was then transported in a white hearse to an amphitheatre in a clearing in the woods by Lake Fryken, not far from Eriksson’s home, near where his ashes will eventually be scattered. Mourners followed through the streets in a procession, led by a brass band playing “You’ll Never Walk Alone”, celebrating Eriksson’s love of Liverpool from boyhood. Villagers from Torsby thronged the amphitheatre with the guests and the rain obligingly held off. Tributes were paid, poems read, and then a rockabilly band thundered out songs which all the Swedes seemed to know the words to. It was a service full of sombre notes in readings and eulogies and high notes in the tributes and tunes. “When my father was coaching Sampdoria, he had the honour of attending the funeral of the Sampdoria president (Paolo) Mantovani (in 1993),” his daughter Lina recalled on stage. “It was a grandiose celebration with a procession and musical band that paraded through the streets of Genoa celebrating him. Our father was so impressed by the beauty and joyfulness of the ceremony that from an early age he always said he wanted a similar ceremony to commemorate his life. He didn’t want a sad funeral, he wanted people to gather to celebrate his life, full of joy, music and happiness.” Lina and Johan followed their father’s request perfectly. Today was a celebration of a life as well as a committal ceremony. Sven's children did him proud. They were grieving but thought only of others. The night before, Lina and Johan travelled around the hotels on the shores, welcoming guests who had flown in from all over. Everyone noticed in the early evening that the rain swept across the lake, the sun then emerged and then a rainbow. In his dying days, Eriksson spoke of the power of nature and how he wanted his ashes scattered in this beautiful, remote part of Sweden because it “feels like home”. Watching that rainbow stretching across the lake towards Eriksson’s old house it felt like nature was acknowledging him back, even taking him back. Eriksson enjoyed his life and he handled with typical grace and stoicism his leaving of it. A group of us, including Hodgson and FA executives past and present like Adam Crozier, David Davies, David Dein and Mark Burrows, as well Lina and Johan, met up last night and talked about this wonderful man. Nancy Dell’Olio arrived in style, hugged everyone and joined in the reflections of Eriksson’s life. What a life! Two fine children. So many friendships. So many experiences. Sven loved and was loved. And so many successes in club football. England was ultimately a disappointment but as the party agreed, there were some majestic moments: the 5-1 in Munich, Beckham’s free-kick against Greece, the emphatic defeat of Denmark in 2002 and the taking apart of Croatia at Euro 2004, a tournament England might have won had Wayne Rooney not succumbed to injury. Wembley stood in salute of Eriksson before England played Finland on Tuesday. The public loved Eriksson because of his calmness in adversity, making light of criticism, because he lived such a full life. In his final months, Eriksson managed to say farewell to so many places and people that were special to him. He travelled to Rome, Lisbon, Genoa Gothenburg, and also to Liverpool. And he finally came home to Torsby. As a rainbow fell across his lake and the music played on in his memory. “He continues to live on in all of us, in our hearts, in our memories, and the stories we will continue to tell,” Lina added. “In dad’s own words, don’t be sorry, smile, take care of yourself and take care of your life, and live it, because life is beautiful.”
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I agree with this analysis. – at High Hurstwood, England
First things first… the most important thing that happened today is the policy. 10 million people are about to lose their winter fuel allowance… nine in 10 pensioners. And when the weather gets cold… some of them… potentially many of them… will find it very difficult. It means radiators not being switched on, it means wearing coats indoors, it means potentially an increase in people getting sick. But this is a politics show… so I DO want to talk about the politics of what’s happened as well. Because what I’m about to say might be slightly controversial. More than 50 Labour MPs abstained on the winter fuel vote today, and even if you bear in mind that the majority of them were authorised absences, that’s a lot of Labour MPs who are deeply uneasy about the policy. Only one actually voted against though. And the bottom line is this. The policy still passed with a majority of 120. There’s also been a lot of talk and analysis about the gloominess of Keir Starmer and Rachel Reeves. There’s so much bad news. Where’s the light at the end of the tunnel? No wonder his approval ratings are down. But… the honest truth is… that this IS the plan. Get the bad news out first. Hammer home the message that its all the Tories fault until you sound like a broken record. Then in a year, in two years, you’ve earned space for some good news. I’m not saying whether the strategy is the right one – or whether it will pay off. We don’t know that yet. But this IS the strategy. And so far, they’re sticking to it.
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Trump looks like a dish sponge just before you throw it away
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Political expediency vs the Treasury. Erasmus would cost the UK. There is no money. Therefore, there is no Erasmus. Long-term economic, social and political gains are trumped by short-term fiscal pressures. theguardian.com/politics/art…
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Elon Musk buys a pub
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