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TexasChris retweeted
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The legend continues! Shohei Ohtani is the NL MVP for the second straight season!
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A @Bijan5Robinson Draft Special 🤘 Repost for a chance to win this signed jersey AND @TexasFootball hat!
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TexasChris retweeted
Replying to @JackPosobiec
He ought to be in jail
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TexasChris retweeted
I fully endorse President Trump and hope for his rapid recovery
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I’m going to give $10,000 to someone random who reposts this and follows @Pulte and me. We will post proof of payment!
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TexasChris retweeted
If you’re reading this post, it’s because our servers are working
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We hear you @dallascowboys fans. @MicahhParsons11 up to a 98! RT if Micah should be in the #99Club soon ⏰ #Madden24 | #DallasCowboys
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Now why would Harris County enforce a mandatory buyout along the Highway route of one of the largest colonias surrounding Houston? This is a known human trafficking and drug trafficking route.
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The mayor of Burbank, California, received a spanking from a drag queen in front of children at a Democrat campaign event. 🔊 … sound I just don't even know what to say anymore. Is this real life? 🚨🚨🚨 Would you participate in something like that? That is note and needs to be called out.
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Americans no longer have the luxury of looking down on Russia and China. We have always assumed we are the good guys because Russia and China are harsh dictatorships who censor and propagandize their people. You mean EXACTLY what we do? What moral high ground do we sit on? And if it’s true that US Deep State actors created SARS-CoV-2 (as the evidence overwhelmingly suggests), then that would make us the baddest of the bad guys. Creating and releasing a bioweapon in a plot to take over the world via biological medical police state, psychologically manipulating the planet, and killing 7+ million people on the process… that’s more evil than anything Russia and China have done in the last 50 years, by far. Are China and Russia bad? Yes. But are we worse? Recently, yes. So if we are operating under the logic that Russia and China are bad therefore we don’t have to listen to them; why would anyone listen to us? I’m not saying I support Russia and China, I’m saying we can’t really blame Putin and Xi for teaming up against the US government. We can’t ignore the reality that they want justice for C19 and the US government does not.
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Here is MSNBC in 2017 reporting on Hillary voters seeking to "overturn" the results of Trump's election. The report concedes that in America's "democracy" political candidates have the right to challenge elections with alternate slates of electors. You can't make this stuff up.
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The Judge in the Missouri v. Biden lawsuit dropped a bombshell of a document to add support to his preliminary injunction. LOTS of govt defendants. Here are the 25 instances cited where the White House tried to CENSOR Americans in collusion with social media companies.
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TexasChris retweeted
“My son had no shady business” “We never discussed his business” “I have no ties to his business” (We are here) ✅ “It was a legitimate business.” “Trump is worse.”
A White House spokesperson says the White House had no role in decision-making regarding Hunter Biden's federal tax investigation and, separately, that President Biden has no ties to his son's business operations. nbcnews.com/politics/white-h…
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The Pentagon: We don’t know where $2.3 trillion went. The White House: We don’t know where $6.2 billion ended up. The IRS: We now have 87,000 new agents to make sure you report every penny you owe the US government.
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🚨SCOOP: @LongbeachUSD is promoting gender transition at school without parental consent. This policy applies to all ages, including elementary students. 🚨
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Who decides when to add letters to LGBTIDGAFQ+? Is there a committee or something? I don’t get it. Asking for a friend.
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New episode of @cartoonnetwork’s kid’s show “We Baby Bears” introduces non-binary characters who go by they/them pronouns. They’re after your kids.
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“Bring your kids to pride! It’s just innocent family-friendly celebrations of love!”
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TexasChris retweeted
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