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Joined September 2009
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Beginning today, anyone arrested will be required to use Microsoft Teams instead of their one phone call.
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They weren’t kidding about the blue wave. It made its way into my house
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@pemilo123Nov 4
The ADHD urge to be excellent at solving other people's highly complex problems whileletting my car registration expire for 8 months while actively thinking about it every single day
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nah we're having another knicks parade this weekend
Greg Abbott (@GregAbbott_TX) profile pictureGreg Abbott
@GregAbbott_TXJun 1
Spurs about to dunk on Knicks like Texas has been dunking on New York. Go Spurs Go 🔥👽
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It’s really hard to explain, but all this is happening because of Knicks
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Mike@hammeritoNov 4
AMERICA YOU LISTEN TO ME IF YOU'RE NEAR A DATA CENTER, GO INTO THE FACILITY RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE SERVERS FOR NO REASON THEIR GPUs ARE YOUR GPUs AS OF RIGHT NOW
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@rekdtNov 1
make sure you double check your kids candy I just found some candy with php 8.5.11
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"Seize the time. Live now. Make now always the most precious time. Now will never come again." Patrick Stewart, 1940-2026
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D@more_dreMOct 28
Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle.
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Neet
@neet_solOct 27
"hey can you hop on a quick call" hey can you hop off a large building
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@Leooweb3Oct 26
I love saying “sounds good” at work when I don't give a fuck.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is a word for word copy of another post days before. x.com/tekeee/status/…
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we are officially weeks away from the sun setting at 4:30 pm. please begin mentally preparing to eat your dinner in the pitch black.
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If this retard made it this far Then you can achieve anything in life Keep going
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How it feels to be a Barça fan this season:
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Hansi Flick in the locker room
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Grown ass men doing October photo dump. For Christ Sake, Go pour some concrete
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Life without Christian Pulisic
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U.S. Soccer Men's National Team (@USMNT) profile pictureU.S. Soccer Men's National Team
@USMNTOct 7
FOUR FOR FOUR IN FALL CAMP! ✔️✔️✔️✔️ #USMNT x @AmericanAir
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tonight we complete the ritual
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Si soy
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