(Not here anymore; alts in pinned tweet.) Ex-computers guy, then decade as a First Amendment trial attorney in NC+TX, now #InHouse for BigTech.
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T. Greg Doucette retweeted
Tulsa broadcast meteorologist here —
I can 100% confirm this is not true.
95% of the technology we utilize is fed data from NOAA/NWS.
Dismantling of these programs makes us less equipped to keep people safe.
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T. Greg Doucette retweeted
After several delays, @DOGE has finally posted its purported savings. Why did it take so long to create a simple webpage with a 1000-row table? Who knows! Let's dig in.
Headline number: $55B saved. They list the savings per nixed contract. This should be easy to verify then.
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It's Monday. @DOGE is the laziest, most overpaid bunch of incompetent, unelected bureaucrats we've ever seen.
T. Greg Doucette retweeted
WTF is Elon talking about? It's not a crime to know who is controlling the US Treasury. It's a crime to hide it.
T. Greg Doucette retweeted
I think it's remarkable that the same people who want to harass a dead helicopter pilot's family also think DOGE employees have an inalienable right to privacy.
Screech is a first offender, so my expectation for a state-level prosecution is always dismissal after drug treatment and some span of time staying out of trouble
@BillyBrew thought I may be too optimistic given the drugs and quantities
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"higher than all the lawyers on Nintendo's staff"
Cocaine will do that, for sure
Excited to announce, I have retained the best lawyer in the business - @RekietaLaw if Nintendo sues me.
Nick Rekeita is an unparalleled legal mind of the highest caliber. He’s higher than all the lawyers on Nintendo’s staff.
This documentary clocks in at 11 hours so it's best spread over a few days 😄
But I'm 4.5 hours in so far and it's exceptionally thorough and quite funny
They don't call Vic Mignogna "the R. Kelly of Anime" for nothing!
The Entire Vic Mignogna Story - The Face of Anime's Dumbest Culture War youtu.be/n5Yh04dJOKc?si=4dUm… via @YouTube
T. Greg Doucette retweeted
*Picks and Shovels* is a new, standalone technothriller starring Marty Hench, my two-fisted, hard-fighting, tech-scam-busting forensic accountant. You can pre-order it on my latest Kickstarter, which features a brilliant audiobook read by Wil Wheaton:
martinhench.com
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ALT A mockup of a cellphone playing the audiobook of Picks and Shovels. Next to it is a Stephen Fry quote: 'I hugely enjoyed it. The reconstruction of the age is note perfect: the detail, the atmosphere, ethos, flavor and smell of the age is perfectly conveyed.'
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"COPS COMMITTING SEX CRIMES IS COMMON"
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Start Date: 1 July 2022
This thread is part of an ongoing series. If you see this tweet in your timeline, it's likely because a new entry was just added at the end – at North Carolina, USA
Cops committing sex crimes is common:
"suspicion of kidnapping to commit rape, rape by force, and forced oral copulation":
latimes.com/california/story…
Cops committing sex crimes is common
Raping multiple women, then defunding himself just before his trial:
kansascity.com/news/local/ar…
Down another -2K followers on ExTwitter today. Sounds like there's another mass exodus happening?
Y'all know where to find me
T. Greg Doucette retweeted
for posterity:
The American people have spoken.
Congratulations to President Trump on a strong win. Now, it’s time for the American people to come together, pray for our country, and start the process of a peaceful transition.
That begins with Kamala Harris conceding. You can’t just talk about unity in a campaign, you have to show it regardless of the outcome.
T. Greg Doucette retweeted
Not sure the term “leaving office” is applicable any longer.
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T. Greg Doucette retweeted
You don’t have to pretend the economy is bad anymore, in three months you’ll be talking about how good it is and how republicans will have good midterms because of it
T. Greg Doucette retweeted
As w/ Victor Orban in Hungary (Christian), Narendra Modi in India (Hindu), Recep Tayyib Erdoġan in Turkey (Muslim), & Bibi Netanyahu in Israel (Jewish), we are entering a period of US history where an authoritarian leader yoked to a relig nationalist movt has come to power. 17/
