Software development manager, loco-veg/omnivore foodie. CatDad to two photogenic, needy cats. Ford PHEV driver. Williams College. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‘ฌ Married. He/him

Somerville, MA
Joined April 2010
Greg Bowne ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ retweeted
My FAVORITE Obama is the Obama who takes off the gloves and clowns the shit out of trump, "The White House looks like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory." ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜€
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Greg Bowne ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ retweeted
Replying to @WhiteHouse
Cat check: This is not a bird's eye view, unless the bird is dead
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Greg Bowne ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ retweeted
TRUMP: We gave nothing in exchange for Stephen. We never give anything in exchange for hostages. TRUMP LITERALLY MOMENTS LATER: If I implemented sanctions on Russia, Steven wouldn't be coming out right now.
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Greg Bowne ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ retweeted
Of all the lies told in this history of the world, this might be the biggest
Vance: There is no person who hates the idea of people enriching themselves fraudulently over access to the government than Donald J. Trump
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Greg Bowne ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ retweeted
They broke Eisenhowerโ€™s globe because they didnโ€™t want to wait for a team of specialist historians to move it. I cannot think of a more apt metaphor for Pete Hegsethโ€™s DoD.
EXCLUSIVE: Pete Hegseth wanted Gen. Dwight Eisenhowerโ€™s globe for his office. His staff broke it. We have photos.
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Greg Bowne ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ retweeted
okay u donโ€™t have to be fucking rude to him though
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Greg Bowne ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ retweeted
This is the Waffle House Index as of 2:45PM (EST). Please stay safe and follow federal, state and local guidance.
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Greg Bowne ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ retweeted
โ€œIf you donโ€™t want to watch the execution, then donโ€™t watch.โ€ Okโ€ฆ letโ€™s go with that. Also, if you donโ€™t support same-sex marriage, donโ€™t have one. If you donโ€™t support drag shows, donโ€™t go. If you donโ€™t support abortion access, donโ€™t have one. We can do this all day.
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Greg Bowne ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ retweeted
A barbaric idea, beneath our dignity as a country. Push back on this.
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Commas go a long way, dude....
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Greg Bowne ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ retweeted
โ€œIf you donโ€™t like public executions just donโ€™t watch itโ€ says the crowd trying to ban drag shows
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Greg Bowne ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ retweeted
this is honestly one of the worst and most irresponsible things he has ever posted, and that's really saying something
Trump is trying to start a race war in Minnesota: "The once Great State of Minnesota is being taken over by Somali Immigrants. There is Violence, Murder, and Mayhem all over the State. The people of Minnesota must fight back. You have been robbed, and abandoned by your State Government. Your Governor is an incompetent thief who doesn't want to get involved. He just wants to get out of town with as much as he can steal, and then, lead a quiet life. The Somalians should not be allowed to get away with what they are doing. They view you as weak and stupid people. Fight back Minnesota, fight back! If you need, the Federal Government will come to your rescue. Governor Tim Walz, and Mayor of Minneapolis, Jacob Frey, must immediately ask for Federal help โ€” and leave the rest to us! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
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Greg Bowne ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ retweeted
You guys fucked up painting the bottom of a pool.
America will establish a permanent presence on the moon. ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ•
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Greg Bowne ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ retweeted
hey i know that guy
A cat named Fishtopher has had his life completely turned around after getting adopted. He went viral after his sad face got posted online, and a couple drove 2 hours just to pick him up and give him a new home. All he needed was a loving family. images via mister.fishtopher
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Greg Bowne ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ retweeted
Trump: "The White House considers anyone that uses the term, 'Artificial Intelligence,' as opposed to the highly accepted new and more accurate term, 'Super Intelligence,' THE ENEMY! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
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Greg Bowne ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ retweeted
NEW: As Coloradoโ€™s Tina Peters reportedly meets with President Trump to discuss an election โ€œplan,โ€ her attorney says the plan involves seizing ballots nationwide and discusses strategy for a potential civil war
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Greg Bowne ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ retweeted
and weโ€™re a luxury airline
Went onย aย date last night & dude told me this was his birth mark ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Greg Bowne ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ retweeted
Trump: "I could've done very bad things to Hillary Clinton. I could've done very very bad things to Joe Biden. I could've done very bad things to Barack Hussein Obama ... I can do whatever I want, if I want."
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Greg Bowne ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ retweeted
Iโ€™m getting really fucking tired of that bottle of champagne just sitting in my fridge, waiting to be opened.
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