Living in San Francisco (again), Chocolate Sourcerer at Dandelion Chocolate, used to be a Product Manager at Google (including Google Wave!).
Joined June 2007
- Tweets880
- Following339
- Followers922
- Likes7.4K
Greg D'Alesandre retweeted
BREAKING: "@BetoORourke is considering a run for Governor of Texas against Republican Greg Abbot in 2022." @CalltoActivism
Retweet if you want Beto to run.
Greg D'Alesandre retweeted
A lawyer using Zoom had to let a judge know that he wasn’t a cat after inadvertently activating a face filter
Greg D'Alesandre retweeted
Psaki calls out a reporter for asking a "many people are saying" question he can't back up
Greg D'Alesandre retweeted
The older I get, the more I find myself randomly thinking about what uniquely powerful and spectacular talent Chris Farley had.
Greg D'Alesandre retweeted
Al Franken was pressured to resign from the Senate. But Josh Hawley is a member in good standing?
Katie Hill was pressured to resign from the House. But Marjorie Taylor Greene is a member in good standing?
Greg D'Alesandre retweeted
The greatest news clip ever from @11thHour with Brian Williams! This sums up the meeting between @GOPLeader Kevin McCarthy and the Palm Beach bully. You won't want to miss this 🤣
Greg D'Alesandre retweeted
There is a photograph in my house that haunts me. It is 100 years old. I don’t really need to look at it anymore because I have memorized every detail. But look at it I do. It is safely in my cupboard of photographs because I fear it might dissolve away in the vulgar light.
Greg D'Alesandre retweeted
Ha- funny enough last I checked I wasn’t the Congresswomen trying to bully a college student on twitter.
I’ll say the same thing to you I said about your evil twin- if you shoot me you prove my point.
Text resign 954-954 to sign on to the petition calling for MTG resignation.
Greg D'Alesandre retweeted
it's an absolute travesty that this person is in Congress
.@mtgreenee, is this you harassing @davidhogg111 weeks after the Parkland shooting, that my daughter was killed in & he was in? Calling him a coward for ignoring your insanity. I will answer all of your questions in person. Get ready to record again.
Greg D'Alesandre retweeted
I need 3K retweets in the next 24 hours: My name is Eric Garcia. I am running against Devin Nunes. I am a disabled Marine Corps veteran — and I'm going to win. Please retweet this & ask everyone you know to follow this campaign and join us. This is a critical mission. Let’s go!
Greg D'Alesandre retweeted
This isn’t a Twitter “feud.” @tedcruz tried to overthrow our government. He inspired a deadly mob to storm the Capitol. And I think that deserves ridicule. So fuck him.
Greg D'Alesandre retweeted
Let's just sit with this for a moment and what it means.
Tomorrow, Kamala Devi Harris will be the first woman sworn in as vice president of the United States.
Greg D'Alesandre retweeted
Wife: Would you like some tea?
Me: Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
Wife: We have English Breakfast and Chamomile.
Me: Why don't we have earl grey?
Wife: Because I don't buy tea FOR JOKES. ..You know what, get your own damn tea.
Me: you...offered?
WIFE: MAKE BOTH OF US TEA!
Greg D'Alesandre retweeted
Easy to make everything a conspiracy when you don't know how anything works.
