Technophile and self-described 'swell guy,' I live in the Knoxville, TN area with my wife and four kids. I am a multimedia developer and Microsoft MVP.

Knoxville, TN
Joined August 2007
No, I'm not THAT Greg. (Unless you owe him money.)
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Yo mama so old, she shook it like a daguerreotype.
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When my daughter says "LMAO," she sounds like a French cat.
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"Intentionally suffering is just another form of indulgence." - @Markmanson
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The original pitch for #LinkedIn was "what if you could lie on your resume in real time?"
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"You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon? It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve Zacharias."
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Fun fact: The term "vaccine" is derived from the Latin "vacca" meaning cow, because the first vaccine used cowpox to immunize against smallpox. #etymology
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Great moments in history: 200 million years ago, Pangea is broken up by an ancient Yoko Ono.
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I'm thankful that boogers aren't called "nose taters."
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The permanent record is the greatest lie of childhood.
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It's pretty telling that Open AI's agents didn't even consider using LinkedIn to communicate with each other.
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Hopefully, they put a seven-second delay on the execution, because kids watching it shouldn't be exposed to swearing.
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Got the new @Dell Pro 7 Webcam 4K today. Initial impressions are it's a very capable device, with features, including Windows Hello support, a physical shutter, face tracking, noise reduction, document view, and object focus. instagram.com/p/DeSWvwSJwtu/โ€ฆ
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Elon Musk managed to beat Robert Downey Jr. on his quest to go from playing Tony Stark to playing Doctor Doom.
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Greg Edwards (he/him) ๐Ÿ’™ retweeted
do not install this app, in all caps, and honestly that says everything. we've watched the same trick in our corner, fake claim portals and copycat names, and the fakes always overpromise. keep your installs official and your pictures stay yours ๐Ÿ“ท
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