๐ŸŽถ ilomilo by @billieeilish | higher powers by @_wizardchan_

i canโ€™t lose another life
Joined May 2025
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naaa iโ€™m good not existing
honestly, would you pick your mom & dad again in the next life??
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the plot is moving but nobody told me my lines
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you can hate your job, your boss, and your commute, but the moment someone else insults it you will defend it like family
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the difference between a quiet person and a quiet person you've known for a year is that one of them has never shut up since
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Post a random selfie
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my bed knows too much
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one day somebody will find my notes app and understand everything about me and i will not be there to explain. half of it is groceries, a quarter is names of people i'm mad at, and the rest is a business idea i came up with at 3am involving goats
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i think this is the most intellectual, ruthless, sarcastic comebackโ€ฆdamn!
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Billie Eilish debuting her new look. She really never misses. ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ“ธ
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one day i'll be rich and the first thing i'll buy is a door that closes quietly
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every time someone says "quick question" a small part of my soul files for divorce
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every group chat has one person who disappears for 3 weeks and returns with "lol"
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hereโ€™s a page with 0moots, 0likes, and zero followers and no, Iโ€™m not struggling with midlife crisis. moots?๐Ÿฅบ
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i just waved back at someone who was not waving at me
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i keep rehearsing arguments with people who don't even know we're fighting
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i just waved back at someone who was not waving at me
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why did i just remember something embarrassing from 2014
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Cat-print jeans
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my fridge light is the only thing that's ever been happy to see me
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