FLEXICAN I am 18 years old my private - @strungonsugar

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Joined June 2021
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Bro I sat in a puddle of four locos because they threw them off the side just because cops pulled up like what is wrong with you guys that’s not a reason to do anything, but we’re not even doing shit
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Dude our ride is so mad at us.
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I’M ON MY WAY TO GO BE A FUCKING HOOD RAT NOW
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My butthole hurts bro
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I’m not a waiter, but I can take your tip
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I just had diarrhea at Benny’s my friend had it before and after
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oh it took you three business days to finally respond back to me. like were you on vacation or something? were you taking your fish on a walk? like excuse me, like i think i'm more important than your fish. like all you do is respond with "yeah". like what do you think i am? just
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like when i see your location is at mcdonald's or something. like this is not okay. like it should be you + me = bracelet, not you + me = taking forever to respond, like this is not okay, this is not normal, we kinda need to fix this, um because like 6 hours is literally not okay
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like are you, did you become the president or did you go to nasa because like that's what im kinda thinking you did.
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aaaand that’s enough internet for the evening GOODNIGHT EVERYONE!!!
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If u ever catch me saying he knows where home is I need you to smack the fuck out of me on the spot
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Beyocne worke for the government and so do u
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Mrrrrreeeooooww
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Last night, I went to some random ass house and did a bunch of Coke and then we had two bottles of Hennessy then I went to go drive a route with three of my homegirl, and two of my homeboys and one of them pretty freaking the fuck out and saying take me to the nearest hospital.
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+ Where is the nearest all because he smoked a little bit of weed😑
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