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Hey @realbenmcdonald the answer is Ryan Minor! Love your announcing so I figured I’d tried to help you #Birdland

First chance to listen to @GeoffOnTheAir as play by play on @masnOrioles. Between him, @kevinnbrown, @BrettHollander and @MelanieLynneN, mixed with Gary Thorne, the @Orioles have some amazing PbyP announcers that they can keep/use more with @realbenmcdonald

Basically repeating my tweet last night, but @kevinnbrown should absolutely be the @Orioles @masnOrioles play by play guy when it’s not Gary Thorne. Him and @realbenmcdonald are great together #Birdland

I know Scott Garceau is considered a legend around these parts, but I can’t stand him on @masnOrioles games this year. Thankfully @kevinnbrown is finally getting to call a game this year and while I hope Gary Thorne is back, I want Kevin to be our future #Birdland

We’re going to look like such idiots compared with dinosaurs to Earth’s next inhabitants. Dinos at least died cause of fancy space rocks doing #Science things. We are gonna be wiped out cause idiots couldn’t be bothered to wear masks & idiots liked @bigbangtheory @realDonaldTrump

Hypothetically (or as the kids say these days “asking for a friend”) what is an annoying/awful smelling food to grill for a few hours to help your neighbors out while their hanging on their “new” “deck” #YoureOnTheGround #VengeanceForWillow #Birdland

And I’m not saying this cause of only @LeBatardShow’s type things, but an @ESPNRadio show/TV show featuring rotating peeps like @minakimes, @katienolan, @SarahSpain, @PabloTorre, @Foxworth24, @bomani_jones, @mikegolicjr, @elleduncanESPN and more would be so amazing

So I’m so old I don’t really even understand how twitter works anymore, but if there is anyone that even follows me anymore I would love some “legal” petty ass things I can do to my neighbors. They took Willow from me and called the cops, so I have to be careful here #Birdland

Petty as fuck level tonight is we no longer need to go outside in the dark since you made me lose my puppy, so I will just leave the light on for all of our bug friends. It will help guide them to your house too and I’m giving you more light to smoke your weed #Birdland

I love Griffey and this just makes me love him more. #FTheYankees #Birdland

How the fuck do you put Griffey in this? I’m a lifelong @Orioles fan & I love Brady, but yes he did juice. And of course I don’t know for sure, but Griffey may be my favorite player of all-time and I think the dude was clean. He had the most pure swing I’ve ever seen

This is probably why we get @peacockTV for free or cause of the world ending, but it sucks & is slow as shit or just never loads. This house that I’m in with my senior citizen roommates & we still could have @Netflix @Hulu @disneyplus & 3 phones on WiFi all work fine at once

Is driving a car like riding a bike? And I’m not talking about my fat ass getting on a bike now and swallowing the seat or hurting my junk. I mean I haven’t driven a vehicle in almost 2 months. Will I still remember how pedals work? #Birdland #TheStrawberryMayNotFire

It’s getting harder to remember a time where we could leave our homes and not be killed by a plague or fucking giant, murderous hornets #Birdland

The retrospective and then the new live episode were awesome. And how could they not end it with 5,000 Candles In The Wind #ParksAndRec

I might be the last person to watch the first 2 episodes of “The Last Dance” based on the internet, but damn if I’m not now hooked. Wish I could binge the other 8 episodes now. Really become spoiled with the streaming #Birdland