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chicago
Joined January 2014
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I just feel like you shouldn’t be in a relationship knowing you snore
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The stripper loves me. The barista loves me. The bartender loves me. I’m just lovable
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Yes baby, have fun at the Twerk Or Treat: Lingerie and PJs only Party. Text me when you get back. I love you so much❤️❤️❤️
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This is what being on Prozac felt like
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relearning what safety means
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An unmarried 28 year old is younger than a married 22 year old
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I leave the cinema thinking every movie is the greatest movie of all time, the atmosphere completely strips away my sense of objectivity for a good 24 hours
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Forget 15 minute cities, here is everything that is on Wikipedia located within a 30 minute walk of where you are: neil-scott.com/localwiki/
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Who the hell buys seat covers like this
my uber driver is legitimately attempting to send me into psychosis
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People my age: i need to get serious about settling down and starting a family Me: i need to get serious about watching movies again
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I'm fascinated by the rise of frictionmaxxing as a response to a frictionless life. We engineer away inconvenience, only to discover that some of the friction we removed was part of what made life feel alive in the first place
Someone could probably write a book (if they haven’t already) about the cycle of technology productizing the removal of friction in the name of convenience only for us to discover that the friction was a load-bearing part of the social compact.
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Replying to @Vheed44
@Vheed44 Why don't you pee in your pants then suck the pee out of the fabric
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another banger
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Chicago in October places you in a coming of age movie against your will
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