
This is my sports yapping account . 24/any pronouns / #CBJ #Guardsball / I Will Die For My Country Ohio
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Guardskoto Yuki retweeted
of course the europeans are suddenly convinced that hitting in baseball is easy it’s because they’re watching freddy peralta pitch
Guardskoto Yuki retweeted
Hate that FOX used AI to generate a sad stingray graphic. They should’ve done it the old fashioned way (making a real stingray miserable).
Guardskoto Yuki retweeted
My first World Series game wearing the same jersey my dad wore to Game 4 in ‘82.
LET’S GO BREWERS!
Guardskoto Yuki retweeted
ohio republicans' closing pitch is to mock child rape survivors and that john husted has a nice ass (he doesn't) .... if they win then i genuinely think a foreign power should invade and liberate the state of Ohio
Guardskoto Yuki retweeted
Nah this is sickening levels of larp. Especially when you have the face of someone who was doing Wonder Trades with me on Pokémon X and Y twelve years ago
Guardskoto Yuki retweeted
Love you, Cleveland.
#GuardsBall | #StandGuard
Guardskoto Yuki retweeted
alot of twt leftists have internalized this idea that the right wing is actually 'the cool kids lunch table' which is why you see them appropriate their jargon in a 'woke' way. like no youre not a badass for adopting "rape victim" & "goyslave" into your vernacular of insults
Guardskoto Yuki retweeted
I'm sorry, I can't be grateful for another year of heartbreak.
Cool they were projected to finish 4th with mid-70s in wins.
Cool they weren't projected to beat the White Sox.
Sweet they weren't projected to beat the Rays.
There are Cinderella stories all the time in sports. There's teams that defy the odds and catch lightning in a bottle and get hot at the right time.
It happens.
It happens everywhere except here.
I dont know a single person in my personal life that remembers the last Cleveland World Series.
Even the years that we're a favorite. Someone else defies those odds.
Moments like 2016 and 2024 and the ALDS this year are fun. But it almost makes the crash at the end of a season even worse.
Call me a shitty fan. I would take 30 years of mediocre baseball if we could just experience the euphoria one time.
Just one..I want to be able to hug my dad after the final out. I want to be able to scream with my brother. I want to embrace my fiancée and our friends and family. Just one time.
79 years. 79 years we've been the joke of baseball, and one of the jokes of American sports. Almost 8 decades.
79 World Series champions have been crowned. Not one of them has been us.
Now this year, the drought will end for someone that isn't us, and one fanbase will experience their first.
When. The fuck. Is it our turn.
Genuinely doesn't feel worth it most of the time..
Guardskoto Yuki retweeted
I like the optimism but I think the Cy Young probably has a different name in the KBO
Tanner Bibee Cy Young season incoming in 2027 after being spurned by the team in the playoffs.
Not sure how he would have fared in the series, but the bullpen showed it was massively overworked in the playoffs tonight.
Love to see Tanner take it personally and show out next year.
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