Kinda clever | Kinda dumb | Totally unserious.

Rhode Island
Joined August 2009
I'm a simple man. I just want to spend my days sitting around drinking negroni and playing scopa.
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This is the "transitioners remorse" they tell you about
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump signals his embattled press secretary Katie Zacharia is on the way out, only a week after he named her to the job.
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No need for that challenge Calha. Dumb.
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The rules are simple: foul ball? Give it to the kid. Anything else? Discretionary; especially for a home run or a milestone ball
I know the optics are bad, but that kid has no idea what’s happening lol
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If only there was some way to prevent this...
Scoop: Top executives at Anthropic, OpenAI and other AI companies are privately gaming out scenarios for a public and political revolt after a catastrophic AI event…They assume one in ‘27… axios.com/2026/10/09/ai-comp…
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Good thing he gets paid to read defenses and not books...wait a minute, I think I sense a pattern.
Patriots QB Drake Maye reveals he is unsure if United States landed on the moon in 1969 ebx.sh/i4wUwP
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We know Andrew Tate is an absolute loser. But even without that context, this headline and photo would make absolute sense.
😳 Andrew Tate allegedly had Bestiality porn with horse and eel, videos of minors. Full details: tmz.com/2026/10/06/andrew-ta…
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Can we just hit the quick sim button and move on to next week?
The #Patriots will play the #Bills on Sunday without standout defenders CB Christian Gonzalez and DT Christian Barmore, who have both been ruled out.
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IDK if anyone has ever used aura farming in a positive connotation before, but allow me
53 years ago, hip-hop was born at a back-to-school party in the Bronx. Now, the Bronx School of Hip Hop is preparing a new generation of artists that will shape what comes next. I sat down with @Nas to talk about the past, present, and future of hip-hop in NYC — from the turntables to our classrooms.
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I say with the utmost sincerity....WHO is asking for this?
First look at ‘TED: THE ANIMATED SERIES’. The series is set 12 years after the events of ‘Ted 2’ and follows John & Ted as neighbors, both with families of their own. Releasing December 17 on Peacock.
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I'm sure most teams cook the books in some way, but these guys are out here making a full-course dinner
BREAKING: The Premier League confirm an independent Commission has found Manchester City guilty of all charges related to serious breaches of the Premier League’s financial rules over a nine-season period, and the majority of charges in relation to its failure to co-operate with the League’s investigation. The independent Commission found that between Seasons 2009/10 and 2017/18: "Manchester City arranged ‘sham’ contracts (which misrepresented the true agreement between the parties) with a number of its commercial partners, as well as relying on ‘sham’ agreements with others, to artificially inflate the club’s revenues and reduce its costs. "The club filed misstated accounts and concealed the true state of its finances from its auditors and football regulators. "Manchester City was significantly in breach of both the Premier League’s and UEFA’s spending limits. "During the Premier League’s investigation, Manchester City committed multiple breaches of its duties of co-operation and utmost good faith towards the League (three of the four alleged breaches were upheld). "The independent Commission found that Manchester City arranged ‘sham’ commercial deals with a number of its sponsors during the period, which were part of a disguised funding scheme, whereby those companies were only required to pay a portion of the relevant sponsorship fees. The remainder was funded by Abu Dhabi United Group Investment & Development Ltd (ADUG), which owned the club. As part of the scheme, further ‘sham’ arrangements, funded by ADUG, were entered into to enable the club to record lower operating expenses than it actually incurred, as well as a ‘sham’ circular arrangement with Fordham, an entity that purchased the club’s players’ image rights, that was funded by ADUG." The EPL add: "The purpose of these schemes was found to have been to artificially inflate the club’s revenues, and reduce its costs, by more than £900 million during the affected period, to appear to comply with financial rules. The consequence of this, as the Commission found, was that the club filed misstated accounts and concealed the true state of its finances from its auditors and football regulators. The Commission concluded that ‘by its conduct the club clearly intended to circumvent the PL Rules. "As a result, Manchester City failed to accurately report its income and expenditure for the purposes of the Premier League’s Profitability and Sustainability Rules and UEFA’s Club Licensing and Financial Fair Play Rules. The Commission found that, had all of the relevant agreements been reported accurately in the club’s accounts, it would have been in breach of both the League’s and UEFA’s spending limits by a very substantial amount. "In addition, during the course of the four-year investigation conducted by the Premier League, the club committed multiple breaches of its duties of co-operation and utmost good faith towards the League. The Commission concluded that the club had ‘made concerted efforts to stop and frustrate the PL investigation." Richard Masters: “The core decision establishes the facts of what happened at Manchester City during this period. It details how the club systematically broke Premier League Rules for nearly a decade. “It also vindicates the Premier League’s decision to pursue this case against Manchester City.  While the process to date has been both long and difficult, the League has remained determined that the facts be established independently. “It is a key responsibility of the Premier League to ensure that the Rules, approved by the clubs themselves, are upheld to protect the integrity of the competition. It is paramount that the League remains competitive and fair for all clubs and for the fans. We take that role extremely seriously. “This disciplinary case, and this decision, are the most significant in Premier League history. There are elements of the case that remain to be decided, including, importantly, what sanction must follow for these breaches. Now we have the Commission’s decision, we are committed to moving swiftly through the remainder of the process, to provide certainty for the League, our clubs and fans.” A redacted version of the independent Commission’s findings has been published. Now that the charges have been proved, the issue of sanction will be addressed separately in a further hearing. City has the right to appeal the independent Commission’s findings and has until Friday 2 October to exercise that right.
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Which fanbase do you now find less annoying than you used to? 1. Boston Bruins 2. Montréal Canadiens 3. Toronto Maple Leafs 4. Pittsburgh Penguins 5. Chicago Blackhawks
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I’ll see you all on the high seas
Price history of standard (ad-free) streaming plans, since launch: Netflix (2010) • $7.99 --> $19.99 (+150%) • Increases in 3 of last 5 years Hulu (2015) • $11.99 --> $21.49 (+80%) • Increases in 4 of last 5 years Apple TV (2019) • $4.99 --> $14.99 (+200%) • Increases in each of last 4 years Disney+ (2019) • $6.99 --> $21.49 (+207%) • Increases annually since 2021 HBO Max (2020) • $14.99 --> $18.49 (+23%) • Increases in 3 of last 4 years Peacock (2020) • $9.99 --> $19.99 (+100%) • Increases in each of last 4 years Paramount+ (2021) • $9.99 --> $13.99 (+40%) • Increases in 3 of last 4 years
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Stop letting them monetize your late night, wacky food combinations.
Introducing the most interesting food entrant in an NHL arena this season: @UBSArena & @delawarenorth are unveiling today The Nerds Gummy Cluster Brie Grilled Cheese on sourdough 😳 @NYIslanders fans, you’re up!
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There's a joke here about her reading comprehension being worse than her swimming, but that would absolve her of being a disingenuous asshole.
As a young woman who wants a big family, I'm so glad I never got the shot. To the women who did, I'm so sorry you were lied to by "the science" This whole thing has made me sick
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Y'all couldn't do this before I ordered a jersey? @Inter
🚨 JUST IN: Filip Kostić joining PSV could 'pave the way' for Ivan Perišić to join #Inter. 🇷🇸🔄🇭🇷 [via @Gazzetta_it]
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Everything I've ever learned about Riley Gaines has been against my will.
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What a deeply unserious football federation. Vergognatevi @FIGC
Maldini was brought in to lead the long-term vision of the Italian National Team. 17 days later… he resigns. As if missing three World Cups wasn’t embarrassing enough, we’ve somehow found another way to embarrass ourselves.
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Where exactly is this investment of club resources? Is it in the room with us right now?
🚨 Will Piotr Zieliński and Mehdi Taremi be the last free transfers in Inter’s recent history? It is a very real possibility. Despite the currently lukewarm interest in John Stones, Oaktree are opposed to signing free agents who command high salaries. More importantly, there is another issue the American ownership strongly disagrees with when it comes to players arriving after their contracts expire: the agent commissions. These fee soften far from symbolic are a source of considerable frustration for Oaktree’s management, who believe they are largely avoidable and prefer to invest the club’s resources elsewhere. 📰 @Gazzetta_it
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The mental gymnastics to feed this guy’s ego…
🌎🇵🇹 OFFICIAL: Cristiano Ronaldo, FIFA Man of the Match for Portugal vs Croatia.
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