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Only child’s and also children who’re the youngest sibling both have the vibe of someone who never got punched growing up. But in two very different ways.

some pics i took today 📸✨

It’s hard not to just laugh at Russell Brand and how he has literally no one willing to come to his trial and speak to his character. Even Ted Bundy had someone who was willing to stand before a judge and say “I like the guy”, and he was a fucking serial killer.

My Polaroid camera stalled on me and I accidentally took a double exposure image, but lowkey I kinda like it 🎞️✨

I made a YouTube video. Gloucestershire Airport has no regular commercial passenger flights to or from the airport. Yet despite its tiny size, it does have a very lively pub, and investigate that. youtu.be/VFIt21kKdGk

Pierre Novellie is fun because he out-autisms me on being very autistic about World War Two facts.

I’m 27 and I still don’t know the phonetic alphabet. I’ll just raw dog it when I need it, and hope for the best.

Channel 4’s It Gets Worse has left me nothing but slightly down bad for this one woman.

And I become more and more smitten with Annabel Marlow as each week of SNL UK progresses 😵‍💫💗

There’s a level of bleakness to the Lego and boiled eggs, that viscerally makes me giggle #snluk

I’m gonna show my kids this cold open to SNL UK and tell them this is what Doctor Who is.

I feel I was born in the right time, because it’s only right that i could become the third guy on a podcast, who’s not on camera but has a mic, and just googles stuff/interrupt with my constant thoughts.

Prepared to, like with the prior seasons, just sink an entire day binging Last One Laughing UK.

some photos I took today 📸✨✨

The Ruins of Tewksbury's Abandoned Railway Station

Me watching Taskmaster Season 20:

This is the 21st century equivalent of when the 1996 movie decided the Doctor is half-human, only to immediately not get a following season and the world was left with that obnoxiously bizarre bit of lore for years on end.

Taskmaster Australia appeals to me oh so vividly because Lesser Tom hits all the beats of my drum since he’s a cute but funny and twinky nerd with curly hair + an accent.

It’s only just dawned on me that where I know Freddie Meredith from, before he started doing SNL UK, was cause i was binging Such Brave Girls.

My fave lil fun fact I like to bring to conversations is that the most famous people from my hometown are this woman, her husband and Simon Pegg.