unproduced screenwriter and occasional critic. not the one from the job applications. words @discussingfilm, @polygon, @gawker, @hyperallergic and more

Joined January 2021
jake and amir - hot ones
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sorta not remotely what I expected but I really liked this. the idea that fascism is so illogical it will even turn you against yourself is a really interesting take on the obligatory doppelganger antics and even though the climax was smaller than I expected, it really works
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rpats does an impressive job of making the mickeys feel both different and alike but the movie would not work without naomi ackie who is really brilliant as the only normal person in a world full of borderline cartoon characters. pro-ruffalo’s performance if it even needs saying
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needed more steven yeun but I do worry I’m no longer able to hear him yell without thinking of a certain show
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there is not a single joke in this 90 second comedy video. not one thing that even approximates humour. you can really do anything on tiktok
PALOMA DIAMOND LOST???? AGAIN???? #Oscars2025
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this is not the song you choose for an in memoriam unless someone is about to rise from the dead
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it’s fine you can all keep quoting this with the fact you just learned as if this wasn’t just about it being a strange choice tonally
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every single story about jeremy strong is like “we were stranded on a desert island and he cut off his own leg so I had something to eat, when we made it back to land he bought a winning lottery ticket and donated everything to my daughter’s college fund”
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I saw the tv glow did not lose a single oscar that it was nominated for tonight
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breathed a deep sigh of relief finding out mikey madison is a few weeks older than me. that’s a whole different generation
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should have been laurie metcalf
Mikey Madison is the first Ghostface to become an Oscar-winner. See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins25
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jacques audiard is the role of jk simmons’ career
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aura farming on the oscars stage is crazy I didn’t even know they could turn the music off
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congratulations to crawley, not sure what’s so funny
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posted this tweet and immediately found out lol crawley was born in my home town so all jokes are off this is for the people of shrewsbury
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🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
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really funny how unquestioningly everyone has accepted that bond is dead
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sean baker being a right wing guy who says “sex worker community” is the contradiction at the heart of his entire body of work
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