@guyzard

I’m that Guy.

 Asbestos, Québec
Joined September 2025
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Guy@guyzardFeb 4
I completely forgot if I got a pinned post but if I don’t this’ll be it lowkey
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looking for a gf, she must: - love me (optional) - have a short range tesla cannon - be able to jump long distances - turn angry as her ultimate - have a dome shield to counter aoe slop
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26-27 Minnesota Timberwolves hoops
Lee Escobedo | Knicks News
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Timberwolves hoop like they in a 1999 Just For Feet
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Sequel. Pardon the lack of detail. Each little page is only like 10 centimeters tall. Will draw her again to make up for the loss of detail.
JACKAL(Comms Open)🏴‍☠️🇺🇲@SvvampCreatureOct 21
Complete. Forgot the inkwash last night.
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his name is chucklenut
surovar (C0MMS OPEN)@surovarrrOct 24
shoutout to when I posted this and it got like 1k likes
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Guy@guyzardFeb 4
I completely forgot if I got a pinned post but if I don’t this’ll be it lowkey
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just some bullshit with fur
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what HOI4 feels like when youre not a transgender lesbian from seattle
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you like cartoons mane?
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Laughed at @SlNNPLE for being fat but just gained 2 pounds since I last weighed myself.
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Geek vs Nerd
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"This guy hates frutiger aero yams!"
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Injuries aside, the three best goalies in the league might reside within a 20 mile stretch 🤯 (h/t @JLazzy23)
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Demanding a trade out of Winnipeg just to end up in Newark, New Jersey is like curing cancer just to catch tuberculosis
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Fakko@FanAkkoOct 23
Little bit beast mode you gotta admit
OG SNARK ☕️@SnarkingIsLegalOct 23
Ethan Klein dressed his wife and his mistress up as thing 1 and thing 2
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The Mystery Gang Drawing idea of my friend whitie
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TSN
@TSN_SportsOct 22
Nick Suzuki’s streak of 546 games played — Going all the way back to 2019 — will come to an end after the Habs announced that he will be out for the next two weeks. It was the second-longest active ironman streak in the NHL.
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The Chargers have gone 11-14 (including playoffs) since Jim Harbaugh was kidnapped by the Dirty Bubble
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every tongue that rises against jakub dobeš shall fall good night
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Game number 700 tonight baby
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