When you'd rather play guitar... 🎶💥🎸😜🤘🏻 – at Minneapolis, MN

summoning the go-ahead run

my future son: dad who was i named Sal after? me, explaining the 2026 Milwaukee Brewers:

fuck yeah brewers!!! this crew is good

manufacturing insurance runs

if kalshi truly wants to make entertaining commercials they should show kenny powers slinging fastballs straight into the nuts of ceo tarek mansour

yeli ribeye with a side of contreras carbonara

while not ideal if tropicana field is where the brewers win a world series so be it

she Milwaukee my Brewers till i Win A World Series

brb tuning out the entire world except the Milwaukee Brewers and learning how to Mexican whistle

hi @support can we get muted words / phrases applied to quote reposts and not just original posts please cc @elonmusk

what's the best halloween movie? i'll start: Halloween (1978)

instead of watching the packers today you coulda watched the sal home run on repeat for 3 hours like me

hey remember that easy field goal we gave up and went for it on 4th down instead oh yeah me either

marked safe from giving a fuck about the packers ✔️

what the absolute fuck with these players taking a knee instead of scoring a touchdown. oh they're "running out the clock" no they fucking aren't they're locking in the point spread for Vegas. fuck the NFL

if bread becomes "toast" when cooked, wouldn't potatoes become "potatoast" when cooked send tweet

crafting insurance runs

naming my first son Sal