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@gwompystompyNov 10

Why are the Japanese like this

𝙰𝚗𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝙵𝚕𝚒𝚡

@CleanHunnitzNov 9

Imagine your wife reincarnates in a little girls body after being dead for 5 years

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@gwompystompyNov 10

I love that little gap that boobs leave that you can only see from a woman’s side profile

cherylann_g94@cherylann_g94Nov 9

🥹🥹

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@gwompystompyOct 11

JFC I think I rather just listen to this game on the radio than have to sit through 3 hours of Jason Kelce on commentary

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@gwompystompySep 27

Much respect to Bradshaw, but man he gotta retire already

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@gwompystompySep 23

It’s crazy how no one ever really talks about how close Jalen Hurts was to getting killed

@TomBradyEgoSep 23

Commanders just might have the most cursed area of real estate in all of sports

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@gwompystompySep 12

You cannot be serious

@VaughnMColemanSep 11

25 years ago, when I was 2 years old, my dad and my uncle were murdered by scum of the earth. In a better world, we’d have had a full 25 years worth of memories together. God bless Keith and Scott Coleman. Until we meet again ✝️🙏🏻❤️

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Image from Vaughn Coleman (@VaughnMColeman)

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@gwompystompySep 5

Bron fans have officially lost a huge bullet point in the GOAT debate

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@gwompystompyAug 29

I refuse to believe the replies are actually real people

@madcap412Aug 28

You can just tell Jason was written by a woman lmao

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@gwompystompyJul 30

Holy polar bear in Arlington

@AdamSchefterJul 30

The Madden 27 Top 10 defensive position rankings

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@gwompystompyJul 23

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@welovesweetboy_Jul 22

so, odysseus & his men went 20 years without being sexually active? is that even possible?

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Readers added context they thought people might want to know

Odysseus and his men did not go 20 years without sex; Odysseus became lovers with Circe for a year and was Calypso's lover for seven years. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odyssey

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@gwompystompyJul 19

LMAO THE VUVUZELA

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@gwompystompyJul 15

Same company that’s televising the literal World Cup btw

@FOXSportsJul 15

The AL rings the bell! 🔔

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@gwompystompyJul 15

Am I the literal only person who actually likes Daylight Saving Time?

@Breaking911Jul 14

BREAKING: The House has passed legislation to make Daylight Saving Time permanent nationwide, ending the twice-a-year clock changes by a 308-117 vote. Backed by President Trump, the bill now heads to the Senate. If approved and signed into law, Americans would no longer have to change their clocks.

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@gwompystompyJul 14

This pisses me off a lot more than it should

weather@dsxf234161Jul 14

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@gwompystompyJul 13

We’re so fucked man

Darkwoke Duck@DylanTweetinJul 12

AI slop everywhere

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@gwompystompyJul 13

One of THE best ways to bag an attractive woman is to show literally no interest in her

@rathor7_Jul 12

how woman who rejected u look at you when you get a girlfriend

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@gwompystompyJul 13

Alright all jokes aside, how does that spinning tire thing work

Sophie@oldhagpostingJul 12

When the twitter video ends and you end up watching Desperate Housewives and Everybody Hates Chris from clipfarming accounts

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@gwompystompyJul 11

Evil masturbation

•🦋•@Oreos_iamJul 9

Scratching a bug bite is like evil masturbation

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@gwompystompyJun 30

Yo we gotta kill this guy

•tr1stan⛷️

@nuel_irlJun 29

Jimmy just have to pass the controller atp. 🤦‍♂️

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@gwompystompyJun 27

Yall just be telling on yourselves I stg

@hotcoolkeedJun 26

If size matter why y'all be moaning from a finger 🤔😭

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