software engineer, very bad humour dm for work/collab

Joined November 2025
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she's not a 10, she's Integer.MAX_VALUE
She's not a bug, She's a feature I never want to fix
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my dm's are open if anyone is interested
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the simulation we are living in is written in COBOL
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"I now understand the issue, thank you for your patience." "I sincerely apologize for missing that detail." "You're absolutely correct, and I appreciate your feedback." "Thank you for bringing that to my attention." "I will make the necessary adjustments right away." "You're correct, that was an error on my part, and I appreciate your understanding." "I missed that detail earlier, I’m sorry for the oversight." "It seems I misunderstood that initially, I’ll revise it accordingly." "I didn’t catch that the first time, thank you for pointing it out." "That’s a valid point, I’ll revise it now." "Thank you for bringing this to my attention; I’ll make the necessary revisions." "I will revise that part to reflect the correct approach." "You're absolutely right, I will make the necessary adjustments." "It seems I didn’t account for that detail, I will correct it right away." "I see where the confusion occurred, I will clarify it." "I didn’t realize that was the issue, thank you for your clarification." "That slipped past me, and I truly apologize for the oversight." "I appreciate your patience as I make the necessary corrections." "I will update that section immediately, thank you for your understanding." "That wasn’t clear, and I’ll make sure to clarify it." "I see where the mistake occurred, I’ll make the necessary corrections." "You're absolutely right, I missed that detail." "I didn’t realize I missed that, thank you for pointing it out to me." "I will revisit that section and ensure it is corrected." "I will make sure to fix that right away, thank you for your patience." "You're right, this part needs adjustment, and I’ll address it promptly." "That approach wasn’t correct, I will revise it." "I didn’t mean to overlook that, and I’ll make the necessary adjustments." "I should have noticed that earlier, thank you for your patience." "I can see now where I went wrong, I will correct it." "I appreciate you bringing this to my attention, I’ll make the change." "Thank you for noticing that, I’ll ensure it is fixed."
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feels like the AI bubble bursts every time I hit my weekly usage quota
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thank me later freemodel.in
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feels like the AI bubble bursts every time I hit my weekly usage quota
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a dream job is one where I get paid money
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the simulation we are living in is written in COBOL
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thank me or not but bookmark this website. framesthetic.xyz
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if Indian IT collapse today, what's your backup?
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"nobody is doing what we're doing" literally all the companies now
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a dream job is one where I get paid money
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Do not thank me later, and do not bookmark this website. learnxinyminutes.com
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Do not thank me later, and do not bookmark this website. learnxinyminutes.com
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if Indian IT collapse today, what's your backup?
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LLM's spitting out deprecated code is so real because that was the knowledge it was trained on
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"nobody is doing what we're doing" literally all the companies now
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thank me or not but bookmark this website. framesthetic.xyz
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