The official twitter account of Hackney Umpires Cricket Club. Don't bother with the unofficial one it's really crap. All tweets are official club policy.

Joined January 2013
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๐—”๐˜ ๐˜๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐˜€, ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ฏ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜€ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐—ด๐—ด๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ, ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐˜๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ป๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜€๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐˜. Check in on those around you. #WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | @samaritans
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If anyone in the vague region of kent fancies a game tomorrow, our spinner tried to go for a jog and his leg fell off. You don't need to be a spinner, because he isn't. Just need to be less fucked than he is. No match fees and the skipper will buy you 10 beers
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We are looking for new players. If you are * new to the game * returning to the game Or looking for * occasional/regular friendly matches * weekly league cricket * annual golf trip * indoor cricket * weekly nets * drinking buddies We might be the right fit [email protected]
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We are recruiting! In particular we're looking for those that want to be a big fish in a small pond, those that want to be a normal sized fish in a small pond and those that are in no way a fish. Join us for a net this wednseday, league games saturdays and friendlies on sundays.
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If you or someone you know feels like they need to talk to someone, please make sure you reach out to the below organisations .... If you are feeling suicidal, please make sure you call your local crisis team or 999 or go straight to A & E..... โค๏ธ
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Someone you don't know passed away during this World Cup. Travis Basevi was my friend and colleague at Cricinfo. But despite us being a similar age, he worked with Cricinfo years before I did. Because Travis was one of the people who built it.
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There is a correlation between the large hadron collider at CERN being turned on and Johnny Bairstow's test batting average
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If it was a Sherlock Holmes case, it would be called The Curious Case of Crouch End Cricket Club. A long read on cricket, class, race and Englishness, in today's New Statesman (by me). newstatesman.com/culture/spoโ€ฆ
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.@londonfieldscc are looking for oppo for a friendly this Sunday 31/07 on London Fields...a cracking place to play! DM me if you want to play. @SundayCricketer @TheFixtureMan @cricketfixtures
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Weโ€™re a man short for our game in Norwood tomorrow. If you fancy a game, get in touch!
Strong and honest from @BHNCClub
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Replying to @TheFixtureMan
@TheFixtureMan London Fields CC are looking for a side to play a friendly on Sat 28/05 at Victoria Park, east London. DM us if you're keen!
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Of Warne's "Peter Pan" qualities, believing in jinxes might be my favourite. That childlike sincerity that a sport he had such control over could be affected in this way. And the outrage when Nicholas utters those fateful words ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Why is it always Broad & Anderson and never Anderson & Broad. Is this a Lennon & McCartney thing? @StuartBroad8 Thoughts? โ€“ at Chichester, England
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There's so much going on here ๐Ÿ˜‚
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๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ @itsmattchin: "A wizard walks in, OK?" ๐Ÿ˜’ @gregjames: "Jimmy's just closed his eyes and is grabbing his forehead" It seems @jimmy9 is playing in fear of the frog with his wickets against India ๐Ÿธ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ #tailendersoftheworlduniteandtakeover ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ #ENGvsIND ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ

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Only at the cricket and only in England! Where else would you see seagulls chasing some chips ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ“ฑbbc.in/3B9bd7p #bbccricket #ENGvIND
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Urgent appeal! Were currently short of players for a memorial tournament in Hildenborough this Sunday. If you available and fancy a game, get in touch. Ability is not a prerequisite!
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Due to last minute injuries and self-isolating, we only have 8 players for our game tomorrow in West Wickham. If anyone fancies a game, please get in touch. Cheers!