cool daisy incorporated

did a painting of BURT from @fishtankislive. acrylic on paper 7.5 x 12 #fishtanklive

People want to do sex magic on me

Me

I need to date a guy without internet access who has never had sex before

Seals slapping their bellies is an amazing thing

Once again everyone wants to kill and maim me

It feels good to have fun

Bed time now I’m one freaky ass chica! Cause I’m going to bed

I kind of have some big ass boobies!

When you drunk as a chile

It’s sweetie pie vibes tonight

Hangs tonight with my lady, theydy and gay. Diva time

It’s Sexless Saturday

If I had a boyfriend I would hit him on the snout with a rolled up newspaper

Where the hoes at in Capitol Hill tonight?

I need to get off work so I can twerk

If I had a boyfriend I would tell him how hot he was and follow up by saying that I’m not attracted to traditionally handsome men

NYT spelling bee won’t let me put in “clit.” Sexist?

Going to try to not post mean stuff when I get drunk tonight #Mature

It offends me when strangers ask for a hit of my vape