Me: “I’m taking the Christmas tree down Sunday”
Brett: “Don’t you ever say that again”
😂😂😂😂this dude wants it up year round
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Today my patient told me I was going to be a great nurse and wanted to get me Darrell’s for lunch🥺
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Went get iced coffee w Brett and he goes “can you use your white girl wrist power to make it right”💀
Guy: “Can I get a John Daly?”
Me: “yeah, that’s just vodka with sweet tea and lemonade right?”
Guy: “no it’s an Arnold Palmer with vodka”
Sir…..
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The nerve of some dude asking if I can pay for his food while I’m bartending and he’ll cash app me. Gtf out of here
Brett’s grandma came see me at work tonight and I think it’s so funny bc he worked too but she wanted to come see me😂
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