🐟 comedy entrenepeuse 💕 writer on @sexlivesonmax ✨ cofounder @eatfishwife
Los Angeles, CA
Joined November 2008
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Roses are red
Quantum physics is intellectual
Helen Mirren Says Tomatoes Are Bisexual eonline.com/news/1421068/hel…
caroline goldfarb retweeted
We all know Trump was a hustler, but hustling women out of the rights to THEIR OWN body is nasty work!! Hustling Americans out of their hard earned money by selling $500 Trump Sneakers, $60 Trump Bibles, and $100,000 Trump Watches is even nastier!! Tomorrow he’ll be hustling you out of your healthcare rights. Donald Trump talks about how he has concepts of a plan… but the only concept of a plan he has is a plan to hustle YOU
WHO'S READY FOR SEASON 3 of SEX LIVES OF COLLEGE GIRLS?! It's full of more sex, more lives, *and* more girls!! LFG SOPHOMORE YEAR! 👅💅🏻📓
Babe wake up, sophomore year is in session ❤️🔥
Season 3 of the Max Original Series #TheSexLivesofCollegeGirls premieres November 21 on Max.
caroline goldfarb retweeted
There’s a light projection of Steve Harvey over Atlanta right now and I have no clue why
I love cinema!!!! The movies are back baby
First look at Hugh Grant as Tony the Tiger in Jerry Seinfeld’s ‘UNFROSTED’.
The film follows a kind of made up origin story for Pop-Tarts.
(Source: empireonline.com/movies/news…)
RIP my celebrity doppelganger 👼🏻 forever in my heart looking like a male version of me
Richard Lewis, the stand-up comedian who also starred alongside Larry David in “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” has died. He was 76.
Lewis announced last April he had been diagnosed with Parkinson’s disease and was retiring from stand-up comedy.
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This is the only celeb couple I care about!!!!
Meryl Streep and Martin Short enjoy cozy dinner date at celeb-favorite Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica - after denying romance rumors multiple times trib.al/uvz25XW
Wrote about the love of my life (my nut milk maker) for @strategist
"Straining multiple cups of thick liquid through a cheesecloth is messy and chaotic. What am I, an Amish pioneer woman? No thank you. I am a modern, lazy woman looking for solutions." @hairoline on her beloved Almond Cow: trib.al/d6QJaIe
caroline goldfarb retweeted
the scale of presidential doodles is something I did not know I needed in my life
Got to do my favorite column ever! Is the amount of soup I consumed over a 4 day period disturbing? You be the judge!
‘Strega Nona core is very much my vibe for 2024,’ says Caroline Goldfarb, the co-founder of Fishwife and a writer and producer on ‘The Sex Lives of College Girls,’ in this week’s Grub Street Diet. trib.al/xkMnjO4
