"Aioli" is entitled mayonnaise.
A "butterfly" is a tacky moth.
And "cupcakes" are just slutty muffins.
Take the red pill, people. Fight back.
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Hard no
Imagine what machines will be able to do in the next 5-10 years.
Boston Dynamics' machine shows its flawless gymnastic routine. @AndrewYang
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How many more times does this devastating outcome have to happen for things to change? The age of click bait, cancel culture and social media means we are becoming more and more disassociated from one another whilst tabloid “news”papers create hate and division. Ditch them.
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Wrong call!!!! #jamesVanderbeek deserved to dance in the finale!!! That was a bull💩 call!!!!
#DWTS
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I cannot believe #jamesvanderbeek was sent home tonight. Ive lost hope in @DancingABC at this point, never watching another episode again #DWTS
#Greentea tastes like grass clippings. I drank it. But it tastes like grass and I think everybody needs to acknowledge that if we are all to move forward.
Kudos to my brother @adishankarbrand speaking truth to power. I’m no snowflake, but I am a 1st generation immigrant who was chased down the street by Neo Nazi skinheads throwing beer bottles at my head at 4 yrs old. #Apu is a grotesque stereotype and part of the problem
Replying to @AlJean
I wish you well too. Let’s work towards common ground. Ignoring only fans the flames. The world is polarized & getting more so, and the onus is on us to bring people together. Engage in a constructive way and this matter will go to bed. I see you, now I’m asking you to see me.
Guess the cat’s out of the bag now the screeners are out: Thrilled to announce that I’m… instagram.com/p/BfpCeI_ngTY/
I just heard that the number one most searched hashtag is #love. That just restored my faith in the species.
Okay, last brag of the year I swear. But fucking rollingstone just MADE 2017. I was a little… instagram.com/p/Bcc9NdVHh6W/
I'm not saying we're "getting the band back together" I'm just saying somethin's a… instagram.com/p/BZqL_AongLM/
Watch all episodes of the show FREE right now on Vicelandland.com. Why they're giving away… instagram.com/p/BZFbppqHWf3/
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Jack on his friendship with his classmate - a Syrian refugee called Rani - is lovely
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Good god @viceland please bring back "What Would Diplo Do?" for a second season teapawt.net/_diplo_/status/9034280…
you guys do realize that my tweets are gunna be stopping soon unless @VICELAND wants to do season 2 right?
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‘What Would Diplo Do?’ Trailer: First Look At James Van Der Beek’s Viceland Comedy deadline.com/2017/07/what-wo…
I Co-EP'ed this madness for these lunatics: @vanderjames @diplo @brandondmob First full trailer,… instagram.com/p/BWLdfw4h9k1/
Happy #worldufoday This bad boy was caught flying over Modesto California in 2005. Imagine that.… instagram.com/p/BWCs1XnhGf1/















