@halbpro

Software Dev, Formerly of @TheSixthAxis. A fabulous blue trifle. Fuck gender. They/He

 Brighton, United Kingdom
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Joined December 2008
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Kris Lipscombe 🏳️‍🌈 retweeted
Newcastle United
@NUFCSep 28
Incredibly sad news. We were honoured to welcome Benjamin and his family to St. James’ Park in 2014 and we offer our deepest sympathies to them and all those who loved him. Forever a Geordie 🖤🤍
Benjamin Satterley at St. James' Park in 2014, holding a shirt which is printed with 'Neville 1' which was his in-ring character at the time.

ALT Benjamin Satterley at St. James' Park in 2014, holding a shirt which is printed with 'Neville 1' which was his in-ring character at the time.

Benjamin Satterley inside the dressing room at St. James' Park in 2014, sitting in front of an NUFC shirt which is printed with 'Neville 1' which was his in-ring character at the time.

ALT Benjamin Satterley inside the dressing room at St. James' Park in 2014, sitting in front of an NUFC shirt which is printed with 'Neville 1' which was his in-ring character at the time.

All Elite Wrestling
@AEWSep 28
All Elite Wrestling is saddened to announce the passing of Benjamin Satterley, aka Pac. A native of Newcastle upon Tyne, England, Satterley began his wrestling career in 2004 and went on to perform for wrestling organizations all over the world, captivating fans with innovative high-flying moves and incredible in-ring ability. Pac signed with All Elite Wrestling in 2019 and held multiple AEW Championships and competed in some of the most memorable matches in AEW history. Our condolences go out to Satterley’s family, friends and fans.
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If anyone else was wondering about travel for #BHAFC vs #CAFC on Wednesday, coach/bus is now available tickets.brightonandhovealbio…
Kris Lipscombe 🏳️‍🌈@halbproSep 18
Replying to @BHAFCWomen
@BHAFCWomen @SheGulls @SeagullTravNews Any info on travel to the Charlton Women’s League Cup game on the 23rd?
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Kris Lipscombe 🏳️‍🌈 retweeted
Flo Lloyd-Hughes@FloydTweetMay 31
Massive banner in honour of Rado Vidosic unveiled by the Brighton fans at Wembley before kick off. It says "Father, coach, mentor"
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Huge shout out to @SeagullTravNews for once again providing a great trip yesterday. Kevin's coach was a delight, as a I knew it would be.
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Kris Lipscombe 🏳️‍🌈 retweeted
Brighton & Hove Albion Women
@BHAFCWomenMay 31
TEAM NEWS! 🚨 Our FA Cup final starting XI. 💙🤍
Line up graphic v Manchester City. Nnadozie, Vanegas, Minami, Symonds (C), Cankovic, Seike, Kirby, Hayes, Olislagers, Haley, Rule. Subs: Baggaley, Mpome, Kafaji, Noordam, Rayner, Tvedten, Camacho, McLauchlan, Tsunoda. COME ON, ALBION!

ALT Line up graphic v Manchester City. Nnadozie, Vanegas, Minami, Symonds (C), Cankovic, Seike, Kirby, Hayes, Olislagers, Haley, Rule. Subs: Baggaley, Mpome, Kafaji, Noordam, Rayner, Tvedten, Camacho, McLauchlan, Tsunoda. COME ON, ALBION!

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Kris Lipscombe 🏳️‍🌈 retweeted
BBC Sussex
@BBCSussexMay 10
Supporters of Brighton & Hove Albion's women's team have said the night before their side's FA Cup semi-final match against Liverpool "felt like Christmas Eve". More here: bbc.in/4nnkbYb
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Kris Lipscombe 🏳️‍🌈 retweeted
Brighton & Hove Albion Women
@BHAFCWomenMay 10
ALBION ARE GOING TO WEMBLEY!!! 💙🤍
Full time graphic. GET IN ALBON!

ALT Full time graphic. GET IN ALBON!

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HOLY SHIT YES FUCKING HELL
Brighton & Hove Albion Women
@BHAFCWomenMay 10
NADIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE NOOOOOOORDAM!!! 🔥🔥🔥
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Kris Lipscombe 🏳️‍🌈 retweeted
BBC Sport Sussex
@BBCSussexSportMay 10
🔵 Albion supporters taking over St Helens, could this be the day they get to their first ever FA Cup final? 🎧 Full commentary: bbc.co.uk/radiosussex #BHAFC #BHAFCWomen
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Kris Lipscombe 🏳️‍🌈 retweeted
Brighton & Hove Albion Women
@BHAFCWomenMay 10
Super Madi Haley. 🫶
Manuela Vanegas and Fran Kirby hug Madi Haley after scoring Albion's equaliser.

ALT Manuela Vanegas and Fran Kirby hug Madi Haley after scoring Albion's equaliser.

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Kris Lipscombe 🏳️‍🌈 retweeted
Barclays Women's Super League
@BarclaysWSLMay 6
MANCHESTER CITY ARE YOUR 2025/26 #BARCLAYSWSL CHAMPIONS 🏆
A vibrant commemorative graphic celebrating Manchester City as the 2025/26 Barclays WSL Champions. The central focus is a circular collage of images featuring the squad and manager Gareth Taylor in various moments of triumph, with Khadija 'Bunny' Shaw prominently placed at the top. The Manchester City club crest is at the very centre, encircled by the gold text "2025/26 BARCLAYS WSL CHAMPIONS." The collage is set against a dark blue background with light blue geometric patterns, accented by falling gold confetti and the official Barclays WSL logo at the top.

ALT A vibrant commemorative graphic celebrating Manchester City as the 2025/26 Barclays WSL Champions. The central focus is a circular collage of images featuring the squad and manager Gareth Taylor in various moments of triumph, with Khadija 'Bunny' Shaw prominently placed at the top. The Manchester City club crest is at the very centre, encircled by the gold text "2025/26 BARCLAYS WSL CHAMPIONS." The collage is set against a dark blue background with light blue geometric patterns, accented by falling gold confetti and the official Barclays WSL logo at the top.

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Cannot express how happy and excited I am about this!
Brighton & Hove Albion
@BHAFCApr 28
The Home of Women's Football is coming to Brighton and Hove. 💙🤍 We are pleased to announce the development of the first stadium 'Built for her' in the UK and Europe. Coming season 2030/31. 🤝
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Not thrilled by the current state of the north stand works at The Amex 😡 #BHAFC
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Winnable game! Just don’t be on the Saturday PLEASE
Brighton & Hove Albion Women
@BHAFCWomenApr 6
Albion will play Liverpool away in the @AdobeWFACup semi-finals, with the tie set to be played over the weekend of Friday 8 May. 👊🔜
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Correct winner, absolutely out of this world
Brighton & Hove Albion Women
@BHAFCWomenApr 6
Replying to @BHAFCWomen
Vote for your winner! 🗳️ @British_Airways ✈️
32%Fran Kirby
16%Madison Haley
16%Caitlin Hayes
36%Chiamaka Nnadozie
25 votes • Final results
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Warm up kits for @BHAFCWomen today feature “Thank You Rado RIP” printed on the back. A lovely touch #BHAFC
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Any word on bus service for this? @SheGulls @SeagullTravNews
Brighton & Hove Albion Women
@BHAFCWomen22 Dec 2025
The details of our @AdobeWFACup fixture against @NFFCWomen have been confirmed... 🏆 📆 Sunday 18 January 2026 🕦 1pm kick-off 📍 Broadfield Stadium
Pitchside of Broadfield Stadium.

ALT Pitchside of Broadfield Stadium.

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What’s frustrating is that while this is a really solid plan, it’s also a really obvious one. If they’d announced this originally the backlash would have been avoided
Brighton & Hove Albion
@BHAFC19 Dec 2025
We're pleased to share plans for a brand-new Heritage Wall – which will be a striking new feature, designed to honour our supporters and their bond with the club, in a modern, longer lasting way. 💙🤍
View of the Amex with fans walking to the stadium.

ALT View of the Amex with fans walking to the stadium.

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The correct choice, played incredibly
Brighton & Hove Albion Women
@BHAFCWomen16 Nov 2025
Introducing your @BarclaysWSL Player of the Match... 👏 Congratulations, Kiko! 💙
Kiko Seike with the Barclays WSL Player of the Match award.

ALT Kiko Seike with the Barclays WSL Player of the Match award.

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Cannot overstate how absolutely devastating this news is
Lottie Ikonen@charlotteikonen12 Nov 2025
After more than 50 years, Grubbs in Hove has shut its doors for the last time 💔
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