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haley 🍅🍉💫✨

@haley101100

she/they | 🇵🇸🍅♎️🏳️‍🌈

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Joined May 2014
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☆ hannah ☆ (@hannahcroteau) profile picture
☆ hannah ☆@hannahcroteau14h
she had dumps like a truck truck truck eyes like what what what all night long! let me see that thonggg!!!!
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Zazzy 👄@fw_zazzyNov 10
for me, smoking weed is less about getting high and more about finding a place inside myself that isn’t screaming
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currently in the seventh circle of hell (overstimulated in a busy walmart on my day off)
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yeah it makes me feel how it makes me feel yeah it makes me feel how it makes me feel
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when you lift up a rock and find a family of bugs
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hope hopes hoping
@hopes_revengeNov 5
kitten we are moving off-grid . please charge your switch 2 we have to leave soon
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jocy@jocelynseipNov 5
under woke 3.0 you will be publicly executed for creating an AI poster for your burger restaurant
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big pale tone 🤌 🍝@BigPaleToneNov 4
DUDE WIPES™️ are now THEY/THEM WIPES™️ until further notice.
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leon akgae@sileonthillNov 4
where we dropping
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“excuse me sir for a dollar sing the bridge of you and forever” me as fuck:
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gotta respect a man who can’t do anything without his side piece nowadays
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c a i t l i n@hello__caitlinNov 1
I was going to redo my Theranosferatu costume this year but I lost the teeth so here’s the original from like 10 years ago :(
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i haaaate gay halloween bro what do you mean you’re molly the $15,000,000 automaton bird kelly clarkson was denied at art of play
Andrew Yianne (@yiannethegreek) profile pictureAndrew Yianne@yiannethegreekOct 31
Molly is permanently attached to the wall and isn’t for sale
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i hate gay halloween, what do you mean you’re michael jackson performing merry christmas please don’t call by bleachers outside chipotle
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remember to always think twice ✌️#GayHalloween
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☆ hannah ☆@hannahcroteauOct 29
who are they….
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bleachers (@bleachersmusic) profile picturebleachers@bleachersmusicOct 29
hi we’re working on something for you :: make sure you’re signed up to the mailing list for any and all bleachers updates etc etc. love you bye! sign up - bleachers.ffm.to/signup
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gay halloween has come again…and i’ve got some tricks up my sleeve for tomorrow 😈
haley 🍅🍉💫✨ (@haley101100) profile picturehaley 🍅🍉💫✨@haley1011001 Nov 2023
i hate gay halloween parties, what do you mean you’re cunty jack antonoff
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caroline@Big_Crunchy_Oct 29
He smart asf he knew morgan wallen was coming
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@PopBase23 Dec 2024
136 years ago today, Vincent van Gogh cut off his ear.
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Jafrin⁷ 🌸🌙@antares_ojo_oOct 26
Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 26
Jack Antonoff tells Ed Sheeran to “stand the f*ck up” after Macklemore was fired from his tour for showing support to Palestine: “it’s not in any way a strange, uncomfortable or controversial thing to say [Free Palestine], it’s a deeply human thing to say. If you think it is [controversial] you’re lost in some other sauce that is so crazy. They’re going to let some f*cking promoter tell me what I can say? Don’t book me. I’ll play for free outside. [Ed Sheeran] missed a massive, beautiful opportunity there: just cancel the whole fucking tour, then play for free outside each venue, raise a bunch of money, rather than let a fucking billionaire tell you what to do. The reason it’s not an anomaly or niche issue is because we all live in a world where billionaires are constantly telling us what to do. So stand the f*ck up.” (theguardian.com/music/2026/o…)
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