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lizard queen

@haley_kat_

loves Hannah Montana, cries all the time // phantom menace apologist; no. 1 stanakin ♍️🦎 she/her

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Joined June 2013
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white ppl wedding music makes me profoundly sad
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ten thousand steps towards the time of your liiiiiiife
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LOOK AT THAT HORSE LOOK AT THAT HORSE LOOK AT THAT HORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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“female Patrick Bateman” you mean her
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I wish my name was Julius Peppers
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Sneed, Kittle, Gay. why do these men have the silliest names ever
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McCloud III
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M3AGHAN@MeaghanBurr22 Nov 2023
haley every fall when she forgets my butternut squash soup recipe
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men only want ONE thing and it’s disgusting :(
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Mitch Powitz@powitz18 Nov 2023
Clip of our band doing our one original song last night … “Tsunami of Love” - our first original take of it available on Spotify & Apple Music and all the streaming services … – at Toms River, NJ
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what are the odds that two different people have farted while i was directly behind them. also this happened at work
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the new autocorrect on iOS 17 is absolutely ruining my life
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LB@lnbshr7 Oct 2023
Xo by Beyoncé always makes me wanna cry what did she put it in that song.
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Bewitched (2005) is genuinely one of the funniest movies ever made and I’m sorry audiences of the time didn’t get it
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✧@northstardoll28 Sep 2023
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why aren’t we making fun of Olivia Rodrigo for singing in cursive only on her ballads
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tried to tell my mom abt this absolutely incredible production of fiddler on the roof i saw this weekend & started crying so hard just thinking abt the plot that i could not finish my synopsis
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