DnD nerd. Fitness nerd. Fantasy nerd. All-around nerd. (Also the village witch.) ⚔️🎲🐺🧙🏻♂️🧝🏻♂️🧚🏻♀️🧜🏻♀️ https://teapawt.net/t.co/pbfWbu0pIp
Joined February 2021
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Nesséa Lir retweeted
Earlier this week, my mom passed away.
I'm honestly still in shock, it's hard to imagine that it's even real. I don't know if I'll ever be able to come to terms with it.
She was my best friend and the light of my life.
I'll love you, always and forever.
Nesséa Lir retweeted
This is the most perfect way to deal with those players that think a nat 20 means they can do what they want #dnd
Nesséa Lir retweeted
HUGE DEEP DIVE EP “The Coronado Mass Abduction Event” has landed on the lawn of our Fourth Annual 4th of July Special. Buckle up! @McMillzz @BryceOJohnson @RileyBray @WeAre_Campfire
Nesséa Lir retweeted
DM: The wizard throws a fireball directly at you—I need dex saves.
Rogue: I got a 24.
DM: Ok, you take half damage—
Rogue: I have evasion.
DM:...You somehow manage to...dodge fire?
#DnD
Nesséa Lir retweeted
Patron: I have to tell you something.
Warlock: What?
Patron: My child, you’re adopted.
Warlock: Uh...yeah. I know.
Patron: No, what I mean is you’re my son. You’re not a warlock—you’re a sorcerer.
Sorcerer: You’re my dad?! Is that why I can’t do Eldritch Blast!?
#DnD
Nesséa Lir retweeted
Shitty Character Idea:
A Tabaxi rogue who is very stealthy and acrobatic, but they lean a bit too much into their feline side and will sometimes feel a powerful impulse to push things off tables. #DnD
Nesséa Lir retweeted
Hot summer knights are just around the corner. Watch the new trailer for David Lowery’s epic Arthurian tale #TheGreenKnight, starring Dev Patel.
In Theaters July 30
Nesséa Lir retweeted
Aguilar was born in El Carao, in El Salvador‘s San Miguel province, in 1974.
He and his brother fled the country when Edwin was 9, settling with family in East LA
latimes.com/entertainment-ar…
Nesséa Lir retweeted
Remembering that time (3 days ago) when I spent an entire afternoon healing M+ on stream only to discover right at the end that I had no weapons equiped the whole time because I'm literally a professional Warcraft player
Nesséa Lir retweeted
There's no high court the will erase this:
"I did start a physical fight..."
#JusticeForJohnnyDepp
