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πŸš¨πŸ’£ 𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: The Premier League could give Bruno Fernandes a 3 MATCH BAN ❌ They believe he committed the same offence as Phil Foden and should be punished accordinglyΒ  An apology has already been issued to Manchester City over the incident
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πŸš¨πŸ’£ 𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Liverpool plan to HIJACK Newcastle’s move for Nico Gonzalez βœ… The player had agreed personal terms with Newcastle but has had his head turned by Liverpool He is willing to accept a lower salary to secure a move to Anfield
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πŸš¨πŸ’£ 𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Xabi Alonso has CONFIRMED that Robert Sanchez struggled with his vision βœ… He couldn’t see clearly during the entire match vs Fulham which led to multiple mistakes And after multiple tests they found he has the hand eye coordination of a toddler
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πŸš¨πŸ’£ 𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Liverpool have slapped a Β£100 million price tag on Cody Gakpo βœ… The club feel he showed vs Newcastle that he is the best winger in the leagueΒ  Spurs are still pursuing feeling that they are getting a Ballon d’Or level player
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πŸš¨πŸ’£ 𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Liverpool want to KEEP Cody Gakpo after his performance vs Newcastle βœ… If they don’t manage to sign Bradley Barcola they are happy to have Gakpo as the main option Liverpool feel he was the best player on the pitch on the opening day
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πŸš¨πŸ’£ 𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Liverpool have had a bid of Β£90 million ACCEPTED for Yankuba Minteh βœ… Following their draw to Newcastle, they want to act fast to bring in reinforcementsΒ  Iraiola can’t put himself through watching Rio Ngumoha play off the right again
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πŸš¨πŸ’£ 𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Liverpool have REJECTED a Β£120 million bid from Spurs for Cody Gakpo ❌ Liverpool have stated based on the current market he is worth a minimum of Β£150 million And having also watched Spurs capitulation vs Brentford, they feel they are in no position to bargain
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πŸš¨πŸ’£ 𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Liverpool STILL WANT both Bradley Barcola and Ibrahim Mbaye βœ… Liverpool have had several bids REJECTED but plan to keep pursuing the deal PSG have asked Liverpool to STOP offering Cody Gakpo and Jeremie Frimpong as a part of the deal
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πŸš¨πŸ’£ 𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Liverpool have ACCEPTED PSG’s €70 million asking price for Ibrahim Mbaye βœ… Liverpool tried to offer Cody Gakpo as part of the deal to get it over the line PSG have stated they’d be much happier just taking the €70 million
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πŸš¨πŸ’£ 𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Manchester United are considering SACKING Michael Carrick after loss vs Hull ❌ They didn’t see any positives from the game and are wondering what they did during pre season
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πŸš¨πŸ’£ 𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Liverpool have been left SHOCKED following Araujo’s first training session 😳 There are major concerns over his concentration levels as he struggled within the session With staff believing it could take him up to 6 weeks to be fully fit
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πŸš¨πŸ’£ 𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Liverpool will be able to spend Β£650 MILLION if Jeff Bezos buys stake βœ… A consortium including the Amazon billionaire is set to buy a major share in the club And if it goes through, Liverpool will IMMEDIATELY have Β£650 million to spend this summer or January
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πŸš¨πŸ’£ 𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Jeff Bezos has named 3 β€œSUPERSTARS” he wants to mark a new era at Liverpool πŸ‘€ βœ… Jude Bellingham βœ… Kylian Mbappe βœ… Michael Olise
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πŸš¨πŸ’£ 𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg has REJECTED Newcastle despite offer accepted ❌ The player didn’t view Newcastle as a SERIOUS CLUB after seeing their project fall apartΒ  And stating he can’t now name a single Newcastle player that’s still there
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πŸš¨πŸ’£ 𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Liverpool have CONTACTED Naby Keita over a potential move this summer βœ… Iraiola has been left UNIMPRESSED with his midfield options and is looking to bring in reinforcementsΒ  Believing he has more life left in his legs than Alexis MacAllister
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πŸš¨πŸ’£ 𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Vinicius Jr was EXTREMELY SURPRISED by the level of Yan Diomande βœ… The pair trained for the first time together this morningΒ  And Vini believes his position in the team is SAFE for a very long time
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πŸš¨πŸ’£ 𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Rodri could U-TURN on Barcelona and join Real Madrid βœ… Barcelona are stalling over the transfer fee with Rodri becoming increasingly IMPATIENTΒ  He wants a new club and Real Madrid are ready to pay the fee and agree terms
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πŸš¨πŸ’£ 𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Real Madrid’s pre-season Bronco fitness test results this morning 😳 βœ… Kylian Mbappe - 4:10 βœ… Marc Cucurella - 4:28 βœ… Ibrahima Konate - 6:12 ❌ Yan Diomande - DNF
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πŸš¨πŸ’£ 𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Jeff Bezos set to buy MAJOR STAKE in Liverpool βœ… He has REVEALED he wants to build a SUPER TEAM at Liverpool with all the best players in the world Naming Lamine Yamal, Kylian Mbappe and Jude Bellingham as his initial targets
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πŸš¨πŸ’£ 𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Mo Salah has REQUESTED for Darwin Nunez to join him at Trabzonspor βœ… The Egyptian wants a familiar face around the camp and someone he linked up well with at Anfield He’s told the club that Nunez won’t score many goals but will lift the vibe at training
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