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π¨π£ ππ₯πππππ‘π: The Premier League could give Bruno Fernandes a 3 MATCH BAN β
They believe he committed the same offence as Phil Foden and should be punished accordinglyΒ
An apology has already been issued to Manchester City over the incident
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π¨π£ ππ₯πππππ‘π: Liverpool plan to HIJACK Newcastleβs move for Nico Gonzalez β
The player had agreed personal terms with Newcastle but has had his head turned by Liverpool
He is willing to accept a lower salary to secure a move to Anfield
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π¨π£ ππ₯πππππ‘π: Xabi Alonso has CONFIRMED that Robert Sanchez struggled with his vision β
He couldnβt see clearly during the entire match vs Fulham which led to multiple mistakes
And after multiple tests they found he has the hand eye coordination of a toddler
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π¨π£ ππ₯πππππ‘π: Liverpool have slapped a Β£100 million price tag on Cody Gakpo β
The club feel he showed vs Newcastle that he is the best winger in the leagueΒ
Spurs are still pursuing feeling that they are getting a Ballon dβOr level player
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π¨π£ ππ₯πππππ‘π: Liverpool want to KEEP Cody Gakpo after his performance vs Newcastle β
If they donβt manage to sign Bradley Barcola they are happy to have Gakpo as the main option
Liverpool feel he was the best player on the pitch on the opening day
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π¨π£ ππ₯πππππ‘π: Liverpool have had a bid of Β£90 million ACCEPTED for Yankuba Minteh β
Following their draw to Newcastle, they want to act fast to bring in reinforcementsΒ
Iraiola canβt put himself through watching Rio Ngumoha play off the right again
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π¨π£ ππ₯πππππ‘π: Liverpool have REJECTED a Β£120 million bid from Spurs for Cody Gakpo β
Liverpool have stated based on the current market he is worth a minimum of Β£150 million
And having also watched Spurs capitulation vs Brentford, they feel they are in no position to bargain
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π¨π£ ππ₯πππππ‘π: Liverpool STILL WANT both Bradley Barcola and Ibrahim Mbaye β
Liverpool have had several bids REJECTED but plan to keep pursuing the deal
PSG have asked Liverpool to STOP offering Cody Gakpo and Jeremie Frimpong as a part of the deal
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π¨π£ ππ₯πππππ‘π: Liverpool have ACCEPTED PSGβs β¬70 million asking price for Ibrahim Mbaye β
Liverpool tried to offer Cody Gakpo as part of the deal to get it over the line
PSG have stated theyβd be much happier just taking the β¬70 million
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π¨π£ ππ₯πππππ‘π: Manchester United are considering SACKING Michael Carrick after loss vs Hull β
They didnβt see any positives from the game and are wondering what they did during pre season
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π¨π£ ππ₯πππππ‘π: Liverpool have been left SHOCKED following Araujoβs first training session π³
There are major concerns over his concentration levels as he struggled within the session
With staff believing it could take him up to 6 weeks to be fully fit
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π¨π£ ππ₯πππππ‘π: Liverpool will be able to spend Β£650 MILLION if Jeff Bezos buys stake β
A consortium including the Amazon billionaire is set to buy a major share in the club
And if it goes through, Liverpool will IMMEDIATELY have Β£650 million to spend this summer or January
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π¨π£ ππ₯πππππ‘π: Jeff Bezos has named 3 βSUPERSTARSβ he wants to mark a new era at Liverpool π
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Jude Bellingham
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Kylian Mbappe
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Michael Olise
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π¨π£ ππ₯πππππ‘π: Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg has REJECTED Newcastle despite offer accepted β
The player didnβt view Newcastle as a SERIOUS CLUB after seeing their project fall apartΒ
And stating he canβt now name a single Newcastle player thatβs still there
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π¨π£ ππ₯πππππ‘π: Liverpool have CONTACTED Naby Keita over a potential move this summer β
Iraiola has been left UNIMPRESSED with his midfield options and is looking to bring in reinforcementsΒ
Believing he has more life left in his legs than Alexis MacAllister
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π¨π£ ππ₯πππππ‘π: Vinicius Jr was EXTREMELY SURPRISED by the level of Yan Diomande β
The pair trained for the first time together this morningΒ
And Vini believes his position in the team is SAFE for a very long time
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π¨π£ ππ₯πππππ‘π: Rodri could U-TURN on Barcelona and join Real Madrid β
Barcelona are stalling over the transfer fee with Rodri becoming increasingly IMPATIENTΒ
He wants a new club and Real Madrid are ready to pay the fee and agree terms
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π¨π£ ππ₯πππππ‘π: Real Madridβs pre-season Bronco fitness test results this morning π³
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Kylian Mbappe - 4:10
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Marc Cucurella - 4:28
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Ibrahima Konate - 6:12
β Yan Diomande - DNF
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π¨π£ ππ₯πππππ‘π: Jeff Bezos set to buy MAJOR STAKE in Liverpool β
He has REVEALED he wants to build a SUPER TEAM at Liverpool with all the best players in the world
Naming Lamine Yamal, Kylian Mbappe and Jude Bellingham as his initial targets
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π¨π£ ππ₯πππππ‘π: Mo Salah has REQUESTED for Darwin Nunez to join him at Trabzonspor β
The Egyptian wants a familiar face around the camp and someone he linked up well with at Anfield
Heβs told the club that Nunez wonβt score many goals but will lift the vibe at training
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