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Halpz 馃數

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I got a garlic injection to avoind feeling bad. But, now I feel bad.
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Account@wordlelover46910 Jun 2023
the courthouse is so awesome because you get to be in the room where so many people got in trouble
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Something about mysteries just doesn't add up
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@KFC_ES15 Apr 2021
feliz jueves chavales
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JuiceOne@JuiceSimpsons10 Mar 2021
More dynamite clips coming out of the Harry and Meghan interview!
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If your ex was unkind or a bit of a loser, you dodged a bullet. There's just no other way to put it. You dodged a bullet, tweeple.
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Wtfs up with bottles of water these days you can鈥檛 open the CUNTZ with out getting fucking drenched BUMBERCLARTS
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Dick and Dom@dickndom7 Jul 2020
Sick and Dom #SickCelebs
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Anything can be funny in the right circumstances, even dinner.
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DVS@DVSblast14 Mar 2020
WHOA SIMPSONS PREDICTED EVERYTHING
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My sons 3 meat Toby #proud
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I love getting home safe.
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fair play jeremy corbyn's public speaking has come on. can see him really connecting with the average voter if he keeps on like this
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Wtf
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What ever happened to this story line @simongregson123 ?
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It's nice of "who wants to be a millionaire" to ask
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Why is the lady called Cher. Because she likes to CHER her dinner, with friends and maybe poor people for charity?
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Lone@lonelytiefling25 Oct 2018
>not only does Mr. Cool Ice not regret his tattoos, he's gotten even more of them Fucking legend
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