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can i get uhhhhhh.. no goldfish just pork

Joined October 2020
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check your kids halloween candy. someone tried to hide the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison
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hey so what the hell do you mean i’m in the HHN35 queue video montage thing like 3 times. WHAT. INSANE.
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brittany broski: let the trials BEGIN👏👏 harry styles:
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not seeing wicked: for good until Friday
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ARIANA AND YUNGBLUD NEXT YEAR?!? the concert ticket gods are on my side
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EL ARTISTA IS A MASTERPIECE OH MY GOD ILL BE THINKING ABOUT THAT HOUSE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
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JUST FOUGHT FOR MY LIFE YALL THAT SEAT GEEK QUEUE CAN EAT CONCRETE. SEE YA JULY 3rd 😭✨
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GEMINI AT UNIVERSAL HORROR UNLEASHED?? YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS
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HIS LITTLE JUMP. CRYING. I LOVE HIM. HES SO TALENTED.
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YOU GUYSSS. FINALLY SAW POUNCER TODAY😭😭
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mardi’s over. happy HHN. #NewProfilePic
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imessage 8-ball and I have BEEF
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JUST GOT HOME FROM SEEING WICKED. NOBODY TALK TO ME.
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and I only cried (sobbed) twice so
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uni call me in for parade challenge (i’m bored. pls.)
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What a silly little day :)
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watched barbie for the first time on my plane ride back to FL pov me looking out the window at the end of the movie so the guy sitting next to me wouldn’t see me SOBBING:
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STILT AND GROUND?!? WHAT IS HAPPENING
MARDI GRAS CALLBACK?!?🥹💜💚💛
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hhn33: complete wrap party: ATE i speak for: the trees
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my brain HURTS but so so so happy and grateful to be back🫡🧸💃🎄
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