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Honestly, I’m so cute. I wanna make out with myself right now.

Rip Davis. 2021-2924

I asked Ali’s dad to make me an Allan drink… He brought me this yeti with 12 oz of coke and the rest ice and Seagram’s. I will not be remembering this holiday nor will I commit so fully to a bit again.

Booooo

Morning commute thoughts: I want a prison penpal

Yo, I just wanna marry alll my friends.

Yall ever tried to drunk put a fitted sheet on by yourself? Me neither.

I feel at home here

Let me just say it, Kendrick Savage

Damn, this shit sucks

Sometimes when I have time to sit and think about life, I realize it’s not that long in the grand scheme of things… Personally, I just think life is too short to care

Faded at the beach

Yo, I was telling my 20 yr old apprentice about the boy tea and she looked me dead in the eye and said. “Damn, he really thought he could lie straight to your face.” She humbles me daily.

Ok whatever I’m ready to get married