deep fried mom brain

i was actually always meant to be at home baking and cooking from scratch for my family, the party girl phase was exactly that- a phase. i genuinely love eating foods that make me feel good and taking care of myself and others.

parents defending their actions by claiming that their children turned out “just fine” when they’re actually riddled with chronic tummy issues, anxiety, and depression. that’s actually not very “just fine” Barbara.

idk guys maybe getting all your info from podcasts where people are trying their hardest to come up with scandalous talking points to get you to listen to their podcast isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. maybe some things in life are just supposed to be simple and underwhelming.

my roman empire will be the fact that milkmaid dresses are in style while i’m pregnant and breastfeeding. i would’ve bodied that look fr

hate when you’re laying in bed being anxious about various topics then you forget what you were being anxious about so you get more anxious because what if i needed to be anxious about that thing so it would end up being fine?!

the best part about being pregnant is never being invited to anything ever anymore 🥰

i know in my heart that i didn’t look at the sun with my bare eyeball, but my mind is telling me that i did. and now (because it’s darker than usual) i feel like i’m going blind. so anyways that’s how the eclipse gave me an anxiety attack.

my daughter made the easter bunny cry 😀

when i tell you i cried listening to the journal excerpts from that n1ckelodeon pedo while my daughter napped on my lap, i mean i violently bawled to the point i almost vomited. absolutely gutted that people could think that way and i’m never letting my daughter out of my sight.

my fiancé got punched in the nose at his football game and came home with blood on his face and it didn’t even register to me, my brain was like “oh it’s just raspberries”

she made sure there was no mistaking what she said with that “T”

at least 5 times a day after my child has eaten raspberries i say “oh my god you’re bleedi— oh it’s just raspberries”

i gave in and decided i was going to enjoy christmas music this year and my life is honestly so much better

do all u people with beautiful smiles practice in the mirror or what

what’s a good photo editor for beginners? we just got a nikon and have no idea what we’re doing but we got some cute pics that just need a little help

watching a baby learn how to walk is magical. watching a baby learn that they can also walk backwards is monumental.

on her way to stop the grinch

made pancakes for breakfast. my fiancé ate all of his before i even got the syrup on mine so i said “damnnnn” and my 15mo said “DAMNNNN” and i’m sorry but that was the funniest shit i’ve ever heard

my photographer: “ill have these photos back to you in about 5 days!” me: “wow that’s so soon thank you so much i can’t wait!” *checks email every 30-45 minutes immediately after leaving session hoping they’ll be ready even sooner*

my daughter was so excited to see me this morning when she woke up. no clue why, we saw each other 27 times since she went down for bed