Boet, I know about laaf, lemme tune you. I'm here to save your laaf from kakness. Listen to maah waaz words & you will enjoy a inferno of schweetness & binnets!
Johannesburg, Vacca Matta
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Jirre maah binnet! Aa've been klapping the gym in preparation for Phase 2 of maah plan to unmoffie SA. Soon, charna! teapawt.net/SmartiHarti/status/596…
Hard Eddy (Boet!) retweeted
Had no signal in midrand, then I remembered I don't have international roaming.
"The rest of us get confused... but not @HardEddy" - @GarethCliff on @CliffCentralCom. Absolutely RAAGHT, maah boy! cliffcentral.com/podcasts/
Go here & stream the Monday morning @GarethCliff jol, where Aah tune all about the boxing "faaght" this weekend! cliffcentral.com/podcasts/
Hundreds of millions of dollars, okes staying up all naaght... And not even ONE solid liberty? Boet, you get better value in a Alberton Keg.
Jirre boet. When Zimbabweans are fleeing home in their thousands, you must know your country's a kak jol.
Jirre, @Blitzboks! Aa've #GOTYOURBACK 10 000%, boet! Klap it laak it stole your parking, charnas! teapawt.net/GordLaws/status/589064…
They should jol a statue of you, @ThatNicole. You're a flippin' BELTER! @ThebeIkalafeng
Working on it, maah very faan binnet! Shhhhh... Don't tune anyone though teapawt.net/kissmyBBM/status/58822…
Taam to go drib the Gareth Cliff Morning Jol in the FACE, boet! I'll be LAAV from 8am. Schweet tits! @CliffCentralCom
Jirre! Gonna be LAAV on @GarethCliff's Morning Jol from 8am tomorrow morning! Tune in, boet! RT in the FACE, charnas!
Retweet it in its TITS, boet: I'll be LAAV on the @GarethCliff Morning JOL! Mon, from 8am. Tune in or I'll tune you! @CliffCentralCom
Jirre, boytjies & binnets! KAK excaated! I'm gonna be LAAV on @GarethCliff's Morning Jol! @CliffCentralCom, Monday from 8am. RT it BROKEN!
Jirre! What a ledge, boet! RT @dawie22: @hardeddy you think he hogs all the pussy too boet? #virginactiveboksburg teapawt.net/dawie22/status/5050091…
I knaa those okes, boet! @TheRealDoogz: I'd say to go follow @hardeddy but I doubt he can punch like @gordonroodman & @ShaunDeLangeMMA.