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haurdCider
@haurdCider
I could have sworn I had an attic.
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haurdCider
@haurdCider
1 Aug 2022
I want to say ick before I feel it
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haurdCider
@haurdCider
1 Aug 2022
are trees mushrooms given time to grow
haurdCider
@haurdCider
6 Jul 2022
Mentally, I’m a quesadilla.
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haurdCider
@haurdCider
12 Jun 2021
We are a year away from paying people to pick up dropped mics
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haurdCider
@haurdCider
28 May 2021
what motivated frogger to cross all those freeways
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haurdCider
@haurdCider
22 Apr 2021
Do escape rooms offer legit escape from this shit
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haurdCider
@haurdCider
20 Apr 2021
Always save the draft. Might be wrong window.
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haurdCider
@haurdCider
14 Mar 2021
How does blockchain work is it like a scan of your eyeball
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haurdCider
@haurdCider
12 Mar 2021
Plastic surgery on ears is next and gonna look like a Lexus
haurdCider
@haurdCider
19 Feb 2021
Is god okay with bridges I feel like he didn’t plan for this
haurdCider
@haurdCider
23 Dec 2020
Can I enter the witness protection program as a volunteer
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haurdCider
@haurdCider
23 Dec 2020
So, an airport named after a superspreader?
haurdCider
@haurdCider
22 Dec 2020
I’m chewing sounds rn
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haurdCider
@haurdCider
21 Dec 2020
I feel like I’m Abrey plaza and trying to prove me wrong is an attack
haurdCider
@haurdCider
21 Dec 2020
Approaching a sandwich with extreme caution
haurdCider
@haurdCider
21 Dec 2020
End game Mary J Blige.
haurdCider
@haurdCider
21 Dec 2020
If I contact another universe will I know the right toilet for my penthouse
haurdCider
@haurdCider
21 Dec 2020
If I gift myself to someone are they legally required to care for me
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haurdCider
@haurdCider
21 Dec 2020
If 2020 was a car model
haurdCider
@haurdCider
21 Dec 2020
I think I might be reverse engineered
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