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@headlineshirts

Lover. Fighter. Dreamer. Primate. Thinkfluencer. Dancer. Awkward kisser. Clown avoider. And now, mask maker.

 San Francisco, CA
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Joined January 2009
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Can anyone recommend any Will Smith memes?
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May the 4th be with you!
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Sadly I don't think Frank is going to work. BUT I would pay a LOT for a subscription service just to watch Mike Lindell field prank calls all day. businessinsider.com/mike-lin… via @businessinsider
I watched 8 hours of Mike Lindell's 48-hour Frankathon. Here are the highlights.

I watched 8 hours of Mike Lindell's 48-hour Frankathon. Here are the highlights.

The continuous live stream, which Lindell says will be two days long, is being hosted exclusively on his website.

businessinsider.com
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Guess it's a toss up. 🤷‍♀️
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Hmmm, they all look good TBH, but is Sloth not an option?
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After 9 successful landings, spanning more than 40 years, I am prepared to conclude that Mars has rocks. 🇺🇸
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Well sure, if you take a bunch of damning and horrific video clips and chronologically string them together in context, you can make anything look bad.
I'm old enough to remember when actions had consequences.
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Happy Birthday to Bob Griese. Here he is attempting a pass in Super Bowl VII. Excellent form.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene better be careful. She's only a few more horrific news stories away from being labeled an Antifa actor.
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Dogs be like: "Not there. No. No. No way. Nope. Wait... Nope. Definitely not there. No. Hang on. BINGO!" 🐕💩
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No, I don't know what liver belly is. But I know ghost booty when I see it. And this, my friends, is classic ghost booty.
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When you're being impeached for the second time and you can't even tweet about it. #trump #ImpeachmentDay
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In yet another example of the Ivy League caving in to the woke left, I have been banned for life from Johnny Rockets.
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$70,000 for hairstyling may *sound* like a lot. But when you break it down that's only, like, 3000 haircuts. Just saying. #TrumpTaxCheat
Calling all able-bodied Karens and whatever male Karens are called! Uncle Sam wants YOU... to put a damn mask on. Please leave the Wal-Mart, gym, or city council meeting you are currently disrupting, run home, and don't come out until you're ready to stop ruining it for everyone.
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Fun Fact: Our face masks are guaranteed to not be part of a socialist mind-control experiment.
Quick refresher for non-sports fans headed to Super Bowl parties this weekend: Teams are awarded 3 points for a field goal, 6 points for a touchdown, and up to 5 points for plating and originality.
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Well that settles it, folks! Looks like those urinal cakes are really paying dividends. (If only we had a nickel for every time we said that!)
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