Voice Actor. Drums/Vocals for StormToker. Heavy Music Commentator at The Heavy Haystack

Lexington, KY USA
Joined August 2016
Donte (HeavyHaystackVA) retweeted
you are absolutely going to believe who showed up in the replies
You should seriously just quit. If you’re gonna lose your mind like this before you even hit the average number of attempts, you clearly aren’t built for shiny hunting.
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Donte (HeavyHaystackVA) retweeted
MASTODON released 'Remission' on this day in 2002.⁠ ⁠ What's your favorite song?
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Donte (HeavyHaystackVA) retweeted
Gen Z does not understand that the economy used to be so good that if you had a roommate people genuinely thought you might be gay.
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Donte (HeavyHaystackVA) retweeted
People defending this shooting today are like those brain dead, hack Democrats who were still defending Joe Biden when his brain fell out on live tv during that debate. Keep a mental note of who is a partisan toadie, shill sucking up to power. They think you are a mark.
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Donte (HeavyHaystackVA) retweeted
"What kind of music do you like?" WHHAAAALLLLLLLEEEEEEE
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Donte (HeavyHaystackVA) retweeted
sex is a very intimate and sacred act. your body is a temple and you shouldn't be sharing it with someone who listens to sleep token.
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Mastodon - Crack The Skye (2009)
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Hate Metallica all you want, but you cannot deny that Ride The Lightning / Master of Puppets / …And Justice for All is one of the best 3 album runs of all time
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The first Sabbath album is important as a reminder that in 1970 the heaviest music ever made still had harmonica on it
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I thought they booed disturbed because the band sucks
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Hardcore is all about dropping 3 albums then breaking up and starting a new band
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Yo we gotta start treating the mosh pit like the NBA treats the courts. If shits slippery we need the club staff out there with towels n shit. We can’t have a slippery pit. We’re better than this.
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Staying at my neighbor’s loft this semester and I’m just waiting for the day where I eat shit on these stairs and fall to my death, and this cat is absolutely going to eat my face
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Donte (HeavyHaystackVA) retweeted
😈 SLAYER released 'God Hates Us All' #onthisday in 2001. What's your favorite song?
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Lyft driver: Do you have a music preference? Me: Not at all. I’m easy. Lyft driver: *plays Red Hot Chlli Peppers* Me: Actually...
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💥ATTENTION💥That was Not an Earthquake in NJ… I just like to get a little Morning Sex now and then… Everyone relax and get back to normal. My fault.
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Donte (HeavyHaystackVA) retweeted
Suicide is never the answer. You gotta outlive your enemies.
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Why Raw sex gotta come with kids why it can’t come with fries & a cold drink
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