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A jerk who loves heavy music, videogames, and weird movies. Band account: @martyrstongue Instagram: laparkatoca

Guaynabo City, PR
Joined December 2009
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'James Gunn and Peter Safran are stepping down as co-presidents of DC Studios. They will be replaced by Jeremy Latcham, who will serve as president and chief creative officer.' variety.com/2026/film/news/j…
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Reseña de You Can See Everything
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Queen Diamond Comandante Sopita Best pizza in PR
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The world is a bottomless cesspool. At least Chris G got fucked by Capcom.
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Chris G got banned for 200 years by Capcom for playing on Modern controls. Good.
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Arjun’s chest looks like he’s was made out of Play-Doh. Also, he’s a cop.
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This warning for Jason Statham Fucking People Up On A Ship makes me want to see Jason Statham Fucking People Up On A Ship even more.
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Bolognese, goat cheese, and love.
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This is at a kids birthday party in Detroit son I’m CRYINGGGGGGGG . Then look at the kids dapping him up after
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暇をもて余した神々の遊び store.playstation.com/#!/ja-…
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It’s almost like hiring unqualified people is a bad idea
🚨 JUST IN: Foodborne illnesses have gone up by 400% in 2026. This increase is linked to RFK Jr.’s radical changes to food safety standards.
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Blessing this godforsaken app.
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Ahora puedo volver a jugar
ディージェイ強化!!! つまりこういうことですね!?
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The law never mattered when it comes to the state asserting its power. City officials sought to humiliate Palestinians when they arrested Arafat, NYPD unlawfully arrests thousands of New Yorkers, including Palestine protestors, every year. Netanyahu can and should be arrested.
People claim Mamdani can’t pursue arresting Netanyahu in New York, so we shouldn’t expect it. But history shows NYC has been a stage for such political gestures before. In 1995, Mayor Giuliani personally expelled Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat from a UN concert at Lincoln Center, even though Arafat had been formally invited by the UN for the organization’s 50th anniversary. Giuliani labeled him a terrorist and ordered NYPD to remove him, sparking international outrage including from UN officials and the State Department as it violated diplomatic protocol, but Giuliani did it anyway, turning NYC into a platform for anti-Palestinian theatrics. If the city could act so decisively against Palestinian leadership, there is precedent for punishing Israeli leadership, particularly when the cause is genocide. The legality is only part of the story as the symbolic stage has long been politicized. Mamdani made this promise unprompted, and if he can stick to it, it would be a remarkable inversion of decades of political theater in NYC.
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Baking brownies while longing for the total annihilation of all the pieces of shit who make life in this world a fucking nightmare.
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friendly reminder: they never paid the lady who snitched on luigi and she was fired from her job
🚨#BREAKING: Police in Houston TX are asking the public's help to identify the mystery person who cut down 2 Flock cameras on Independence Day. According to police, the mystery person chopped them down, spray-painted the lenses, and then put American flags in their place.
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