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Abuja, Nigeria
Joined November 2017
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Or I could just have the quietest December and be playing GTA indoors
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Be like tweeting works for anything I want now You people I want G63
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Na like 19 girls Dey pray for my downfall now. And I no do anything.
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Hungry and tired asf and I dey inside one crazy Idu traffic
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if you like, go and become important at work. 👍🏽
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new parents, you see that your kid’s primary education? spend money on it.
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e gaz be that girl wey dey with you thru thick and thin my bro, you go cheat but e gaz be that girl bro.
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There’s a new trend called “Has Cristiano Ronaldo scored on your Birthday”? So I just Googled it and yes, he scored a hat trick on my birthday in 2014, and then again in 2017 😊
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my ex no go believe the kind babe wey God give me now. she been think say i no go ever find a good woman. oloshi
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When you got your own motion you ain't gotta be buddy buddy wit these niggas😂😂
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no show unbeliever anything, make e dey assume.
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Kill the urge to show off. Make your money and go home nigga.
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would be so funny if whoever i marry has always been in my life lol because huh!😭😭😭😭
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One of Bola Ahmed Tinubu’s greatest strengths is that he is a thoroughbred politician. He understands the game, and more importantly, he understands Nigeria’s electoral map. His first principle is simple: no region or political bloc in Nigeria has homogeneous voters. Every region has its own interests, fault lines and political arithmetic. Tinubu began drawing his electoral map long before declaring an interest in the presidency. He built alliances years before he made his presidential ambition public. Go back to 2007–2011. He was already planting his feet in the South-South. The first to take notice was reportedly President Goodluck Jonathan, who invited him to Aso Rock for a meeting. Jonathan reportedly asked about his interest in Bayelsa politics, given his growing involvement in the region. Tinubu’s response was said to be simple: “I need a foothold in the South-South.” That tells you everything about the man. Tinubu did not become President through wishful thinking or political happenstance. It was the product of years of painstaking alliance-building, electoral calculations, strategic positioning and an unrelenting search for numbers. Even his Muslim-Muslim ticket was a bold political gamble that required extraordinary audacity, conviction and a willingness to defy conventional political wisdom. He is, without doubt, a step ahead of many of his contemporaries when it comes to reading Nigeria’s political terrain. He won the presidency on his first attempt, in what was arguably one of Nigeria’s most fiercely contested elections. And now, as 2027 approaches, his path to re-election appears, at least politically, to be looking increasingly like an ice cream affair: cool and sweet. Never underestimate a politician who has spent decades studying the game. Jagaban for a reason.
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stop hiding update 🤺
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Ownership is the only true luxury left.
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ever lost interest in someone you really liked because of bad communication and unmatched energy?
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I’m tired of human relationships turning into a chess match that requires strategic moves.
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I think you can outgrow your rich friends too
“People outgrow their friends.” Lol. Nobody ever outgrows rich friends, even when those friends misbehave. Na poor friends una dey outgrow. The hypocrisy is unbelievable. Useless people💀
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