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Josh Heglund

@heglund

IT Solutions Architect. Occasional haiku poet.

 Perth, Western Australia
Joined January 2008
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Pick a lane @Windows - is it Wi-Fi or WiFi? Oh, wait you have a style guide on this... learn.microsoft.com/en-us/st… #windows11 22H2
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@backlon I feel like this would bother you as much as it bothers me.
Someone at @Telstra not having a good day. Trying to log on to the portal and get forwarded to a staging site with no license. 😝
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Oh 👋🏻 @Kmart_Australia. Noticed these cute camping mugs while wandering your aisles, but they’re misspelled. 😐 I wonder if you’ll correct it. #wanderlust
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I put Windows 95 into an Electron app that now runs on macOS, Windows, and Linux. It's a terrible idea that works shockingly well. I'm so sorry. Go grab it here: github.com/felixrieseberg/wi…
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Not getting the service you want at a computer store? Fire up a powershell prompt on floor model and run this. while ( $TRUE ) { $tone = Get-Random -Minimum 190 -Maximum 8000 $length = Get-Random -Minimum 50 -Maximum 1000 [console]::beep($tone,$length) }
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Don't Give up on us yet. Americans are inching towards the metric system.
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Miniature mountain Tiny pumpkin-y boulder My coastal muffin -a #breakfast #haiku by @heglund-
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Auckland - you got some crazy hills! Pretty though...
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Upwards towards blue Paper towers stretch and reach Today's to-do list... a #haiku by @heglund
Suddenly gloomy Sunshine evades my chilled skin I wait the day's warmth a #haiku by @heglund
Choc orange almond cake with Jaffa ganache and candied zest. Mmm. #ilovecooking instagram.com/p/d_ITgmMMV-/
Arcades, anarchy Chaotic calm surrounds, soothes The city awakes A #haiku by @heglund
The end of a wonderful era. Today was my last day consulting for Trinity College. Very sad to let this… instagram.com/p/cdiqTNsMWF/
My contribution to May the 4th... Thanks drew_clowser instagram.com/p/Y32-8RMMfq/
Hotty McDucklips @ Whitford Church instagram.com/p/YmPM3TsMbx/
Apparently today I have been on twitter for 5 years... Unfortunately I feel the service hasn't really grown into what it should be. Sigh.
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Goodbye again California... It's been great. instagr.am/p/Uc_7FhMMcZ/
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At Denny's... In memory of Dad. :-) instagr.am/p/UZewttsMSJ/
At the Cheesecake Factory on top of Macy's, in Union Square, about to eat a burger looking at an ice rink. C instagr.am/p/UVLtDsMMYA/
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