sorry i got cancelled online for saying that gollum has cum gutters

working on stuff for my birthday party and it's really been making me laugh all day. i can't show you yet so you just have to trust me that it's really good

noodletown vibe

infusing my birthday cake/accoutrements with the healing and vibrant powers of the knife's 2003 hit release, DEEP CUTS

ending things with someone before you even have a chance to meet up due to your complex sexual incompatibilities>>>>

i'm getting a lot of instagram recommended videos for lambeth style piping how-to's lately which is how i know that the fussy victorian cake trend is about to dry up for good again

pictureplane's album SEX DISTORTION has been doing a lot of musical heavy lifting for me lately. pretty much every song hits in that classic pictureplane darkwave way

sometimes the cure really is a $2.50 large coffee with a touch of french vanilla creamer

had an insanely difficult week at work last week but i'm back to being ready to acknowledge that my birthday is a mere 3 days away

anyway here was my day. for my money the best park slope halloween house i saw was the paul you can eat buffet where a skeleton named paul was labeled with different crypt keeper esque food/body part puns

it's rare that i go out of my way to catch people in photos but i enjoyed the way he was perfectly still in the midst of all that action

someone kicked the piece of pink tissue paper that was on the floor of the bus outside onto the sidewalk. don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you got till it's gone

i love them

haunted by this sign in park slope that warns only that something real is coming

i find the imagery presented in the monster mash to be particularly evocative

my friend: they should invent a bus that comes me, looking off into the distance: it's locktober