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courtney gray

@helloc0urtney
Joined January 2010
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rip jimmy buffett he was like gerard way for my grandma 💔
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Patrick Neve
@catholicpat15 Mar 2023
I tried to take peanut butter through airport security. TSA: Sorry, no liquids, gels, or aerosols. Me: I want you to tell me which of those things you think peanut butter is.
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what if all the buccees were their own city-state like the american version of vatican city
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Liza Minnelli has outlived the Chinese spy balloon. The United States shot it down over the Atlantic Ocean.
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you know he pulled
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We will outlive them all.
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 1 Jan 2010 (via @twi_age).
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I haven’t felt truly alive since I shot the spider at mad dogs laser tag
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dirty curty make the big sad go away
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jackantonoff@jackantonoff18 Nov 2022
ok one more, kanye a little bitty little bitch
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An I Voted sticker, but instead it says “I am just, like, the tiredest I’ve ever been in my life” and there’s a hot dog sticking out from behind the corner. This is a reference to the Netflix sketch comedy series I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson.

ALT An I Voted sticker, but instead it says “I am just, like, the tiredest I’ve ever been in my life” and there’s a hot dog sticking out from behind the corner. This is a reference to the Netflix sketch comedy series I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson.

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An “I Voted” sticker that says “I Don’t Even Wanna Be Around Anymore” instead

ALT An “I Voted” sticker that says “I Don’t Even Wanna Be Around Anymore” instead

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7 years later I am still asking Santa for this one thing @taylornation13 @taylorswift13 @jackantonoff can you guys hear me
courtney gray (@helloc0urtney) profile picturecourtney gray@helloc0urtney12 May 2015
Replying to @santa
@santa is it too early to ask for presents because I would like money for college tuition and maybe some tickets to see taylor swift
“it could have been worse” - @GregAbbott_TX
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@davenewworld_22 Nov 2022
WARNING: GRAPHIC ⚠️ This is the 911 call from 10-year-old Khloie Torres who survived the Uvalde massacre. The police were outside the door and did nothing.
if I ever leave Twitter for good I’m not going to tweet anything I’m just changing my bio to “CROATOAN”
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rest in peace george washington he would have loved whiteclaws
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