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Texas’s new pronouns are He/Haw
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YOU GET A DEMOCRAT AND YOU GET A DEMOCRAT AND YOU GET A DEMOCRAT
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i’m not gonna lie, i do judge the fuck out of people who don’t vote. it doesn’t take that long and it’s genuinely not hard. it’s not just your right, it’s your job. your voice matters, go make it heard people!!!
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after tonight ChatGPT is rebranding to ChatLGBT
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WELCOME BACK AMERICA. I MISSED YOU.
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november 4, wednesday...
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we’re turning data centers into pokemon centers
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Democrats I swear to fuck if the first things on the fucking agenda aren’t impeachment, releasing the Epstein files, and putting THAT FUCKER ON TRIAL FOR TREASON, then we gonna have BIG words. DONT BE LIMPDICKS FOR ONCE IN YOUR DEMOCRATIC CAREERS. GROW SOME FUCKING TEETH
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🚨#BREAKING: It’s being reported that the energy throughout the White House tonight is absolute dread and hopelessness. Trump is reportedly just staring at Fox News in near silence, only occasionally uttering β€œunbelievable”.
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I could never know what canceling out my partner’s vote feels like because I’m not dating a fucking loser
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Every few years Twitter has a night where everyone is on the same side and the algorithm makes you happy and feel like you’re back in 2010s Twitter. Tonight is one of those nights.
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I haven’t felt hope like this since Noah Kahan announced the second leg of US tour dates πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™
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If you voted blue today you’re hot af πŸ₯΅
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tonight there is no doomscrolling. this is joyscrolling
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Twitter is so fucking funny tonight it feels like 2013 again
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LIBBING TF OUT
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notice how taylor swift moved to kansas and wrote a song about ohio and all of a sudden both states are blue
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how do you fuck up being president so bad that you turn texas BLUE
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my god…….im HOPEscrolling
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Blue Texas means Spotify will automatically play Kacey Musgraves when you attempt to listen to Morgan Wallen
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