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Chris Zappa

@hellozappa

Fuck off, probably

 This fucking place
Joined December 2022
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Goddamnit, @Apple. I have never been more disappointed in a company I once believed in.
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For those wondering how someone with ill intent could get that close to Trump despite Secret Service protection and law enforcement coordination, the answer is simple: it’s easy for this to happen when you orchestrate the entire charade, exactly as you did the first two times.
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Replying to @RepBrandonGill
Is the hell in the room with you now, hypocrite?
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Replying to @SenTomCotton
Fuck off, hypocrite.
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Replying to @RichardStrocher
@RichardStrocher
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Replying to @MDerscher @KatieMiller
Posted without need for further comment.
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Replying to @PressSec
@PressSec
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What Pete Hegseth looks like trying to do pull-ups.
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@atrupar20 Aug 2025
Stephen Miller: "All these demonstrators that you've seen out here in recent days, all these elderly white hippies, they're not part of the city and never have been ... we're gonna ignore these stupid white hippies that all need to go home and take a nap because they're all over 90 years old."
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Replying to @colebemis
@colebemis Can I please ask you about something? Over the last 2-3 years, I've had this issue a lot with clipper. Check out how it doesn't load my workspace icon. Would you have a suggestion for how to fix? This is latest Safari on latest MacOS. Thanks!
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Ahoy, fellow passengers on the SS Clusterfuck, a MAGA mutiny is brewing, and I desperately hope somebody will end up with scurvy… gonzoreport.substack.com/p/j…
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