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Looking through the Met Gala stuff like, it actually IS pronounced Lil Nas Ten, you had it right the first time!

Yes I’m impressed you managed to change your password to your Apple ID after I guided you through it, no that doesn’t mean I want to hear your views on ‘how tough it must be for kids growing up confused by all these trans people nowadays’

How about instead of hiring a new manager and a new lead we just hire four specialists so we don’t have twenty minute waits in iQueue every day?

Classical is going to require some getting used to, but loving the layout. If anyone needs me I’ll be listening to Debussy for the rest of the day!

Pretty wild missed opportunity that there’s that Tetris film coming out next week and the only version of the game available on the App Store is some weird monstrosity that I can’t even pay to remove ads from. Add it to Arcade!

Tired of being super negative on here, I do like most of the parts of my job. Had a great procreate session yesterday and just setting up for a busy mac session which should be fun:)

In spite of like three different roles been fundamentally changed cus Deedee wants to work quickly we have done like nothing in my store. Still had a hand wringing pls don’t unionize dl this morning. While I still wait to hear about the last pulse cycle. Bull to the shit.

Like, yeah, it was nice to not have to worry about getting made redundant during the pandemic, but this is horseshit. No creativity for creatives anymore. We can’t even teach Doris and Albert how to text their family because we’re too busy showing off Maps and translate

Thanks so much for putting your job on hold in the pandemic, to say thanks we’re going to take all the variety out of your job and give it to the self important pricks who would rather spend more time pissing about backstage

Any creatives (not creative pros) found out the new direction for the creative role? Pretty fucked, hey?

Me telling people I like the iPad 9th gen like…

Guy at the bar complaining about the opening of his MacBook Me: Yeah my Hinge is broken too, haven’t had a match in weeks

Looking at EPP for a new MacBook Pro like…

Love it when people on point are like, is there nobody who can look at it now, it’s like damn, that’s brilliant! Why didn’t I offer that to begin with?

Huge if true

Three likes and I’ll do my next Tips session in Benoit Blanc’s accent

Today I had a kid and their dad buying AirPods for their mom. When I asked what sort of music she liked the kid said ‘Megan Trainor” I am filled with regret that I couldn’t work out how to make a joke about how the headphones were all about that bass.