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Joined August 2011
Hank Lockwood retweeted
You ever just sit in a dark room and feel like the darkness is the only thing that truly understands you. No fake smiles, no false hope. Just raw bitter silence…
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Hank Lockwood retweeted
Replying to @hen_ease
You rip heavy farts too though, directly into NFL coaches faces. Which is nails. Not many can do that. Keep your head up bro.
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Hank Lockwood retweeted
Maybe It’s Me
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Nope!
Replying to @hen_ease
Excited to at least watch you in the internet invitational tomorrow!
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My bets never hit, I blow the cave parlay for the boys and the people, I can’t golf from either side. I exist solely for dogs to bite and rip a toy version of me to shreds
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Hank Lockwood retweeted
Roars for Rory! Sabbatini shoots a tournament-record 62 and has the lead @StifelCC 📺 Golf Channel
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Hungry Dog is going to lose because Big Bad Patrick Mahomes is a bum. Im sick
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Rude!
Megabus Play - Seahawks -3
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Hank Lockwood retweeted
The 2026 @Internetinvite. Tomorrow. 1PM ET.
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Sorry to everyone who took the cave parlay
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Let’s go Coach!
Coach Gruden’s got a gut feeling that the Chiefs pull out a close one tonight @DKSports #DKPartner
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GIANTS!!! We are officially a Patrick Mahomes win away from a 26-1 winner
https://xitter.cf/t.co/0bRKBHF9bC Giants, Bucs, Chiefs ML
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Hank Lockwood retweeted
https://xitter.cf/t.co/0bRKBHF9bC Giants, Bucs, Chiefs ML
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Legacy quarter for 9 coming
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Hank Lockwood retweeted
9-2 69-43 ytd 7-1 in Bob Diaco #BadGuy
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https://xitter.cf/t.co/0bRKBHF9bC Giants, Bucs, Chiefs ML
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Preposterous look
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Hefty lefty szn
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Week 7 of Barstool Sports Advisors is out in 1 hour. #BeAdvised
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Hank Lockwood retweeted
HAPPY FRIDAY 👻
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