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Curmudgeon, composer, keyboardist, critic, concert curator, cataloger, class clown

Cloud Cuckoo Land
Joined October 2010
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No me gusto este tecolote
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Got the John Cage tax for breakfast
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"Portrait of Count Basie" by John Gutmann, San Francisco, 1939
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It was the honor of a lifetime for Triumph to participate in @spongebob's 10th anniversary show, even if his behavior didn't reflect it. @tomkennyog #patchy
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I wasn’t sure what this meant so I peed in the coffeemaker
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Speedy McSpeedsterface
Help us name a little speedster 🐆
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Recommended listening. Clear, clean performances, wonderfully recorded. If you're not a fan of Stravinsky's late works, give this a try and see if Daniel Reuss and the Capella Amsterdam don't convince you pentatonemusic.com/product/i…
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Chuck Norris will NOT be resting in peace. 😤
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Welcome to the Internet, Sheriff. Good luck fighting the misinformation!
The Adams County Sheriff's Office has received a flood of social media comments, DMs, and phone calls about the #Afroman defamation trial. It’s clear this is important to a lot of people. There's just one small issue: that's the ACSO in Ohio. We are the ACSO in #Colorado. Different states, same name. #AfromanTrial #WrongAdamsCounty
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Nobody knows more about the Dunning-Kruger effect than me!
The most entertaining two minutes I've watched today.
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Oh man, Ethan Iverson has one of the most hilarious gig stories I've ever read!
The Threepenny Review hosts symposiums on varied topics; the latest is “On New York.” I chose to write about two occasions in the 1990s when I performed “New York, New York” by Kander and Ebb. threepennyreview.com/iverson…
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"Ever hear the story about the day that the Peanut Kid was arrested on charges of corrupting minors in The Interzone? I bribed the dicks with a half-pound of black centipede flesh, so they let him walk with a warning to never come back or they'd turn him into a Clark bar"
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Who knew eating "death cap mushrooms" can kill you?
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If Wagner wrote Parsifal today, he wouldn’t be called a fool. He’d be described as “on the spectrum”
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