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joni mitchell never lies.

Somerville, MA
Joined December 2008
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i just had to remind my dog that i’m the human and he’s the animal.
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robert downey jr better learn rhymes like dimes real quick.
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whatever drake and ryan garcia are on keep it away from me.
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we trust @dallasmavs 🔥🔥🔥
The Mavs ran out to "Type Sh*t" from Future and Metro Boomin's new album 🔥
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why did someone make a song with a junior senior sample in the year of our lord 2024?
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Replying to @SportsSturm
who are the best candidates to replace kidd tomorrow?
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what i meant was, give him a 20 year extension!!
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what is wrong with his face?
Elon Musk in response to advertisers like Disney pulling their ads on Twitter/X: “Don’t advertise…go fuck yourself. Go. Fuck. Yourself. Is that clear?“
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the cowboys are back baby!
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dear lord please keep taylor swift off my feeds for the next week. 🙏🏽
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the “BK have it your way” jingle just doesn’t hit the same after a cowboys L. 😢
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i was at this game!
"Shut it down!" 😆 (🎞️ 2012) Dirk goes into the @Hoophall on August 12!
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why can’t dallas ever have a good day? damn errol spence. need this rematch.
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tom hanks coming out to nirvana on david letterman is basically my life up to this point.
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tim tszyu is the truth. i can’t believe he’s better than his dad. also can’t believe i’m so old i’ve seen someone’s dad fight. this is a boxing tweet.
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as a mavs fan never thought i’d root for the heat to win. but it’s a better story, jimmy buckets, and it’s better for betting purposes. #NBAFinals
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in boston you can mention wolf parade and everyone knows who that is but you tell them you saw kali uchis two weeks ago and they have no idea what you talkin’ ‘bout.
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boston’s so racist i’m finding out about ethnic slurs i didn’t know existed.
Story on @_ChrisCurtis using an ethnic slur on WEEI this morning should be up shortly. No response to multiple requests over there, but get this — corporate claims he meant Mila Kunis, not Mina Kimes.
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let’s go dallas! can’t believe we all just witnessed that. #MFFL
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