Professor. Mother. Typer of Typos. RT means I hit the RT button, which might also be a typo. She/her.

Joined February 2008
HI TWITTER WHAT DO YOU THINK I SAID?
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Elmo is just letting you know that Elmo might be a little grouchy today. Naptime didn't go as planned.
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It really is astonishing that Adrian basically created an English idiom. Face eating leopards is beyond an internet joke by now. It’s just a saying.
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
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A few years back in Yosemite there was a problem with bears getting into trash cans and ppl said ‘why not make the cans more complex?’ And a ranger said ‘bc there is significant overlap between the smartest bear and dumbest human’ and this election feels like that quote to me
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Oh. Now they write the story. Thanks, CBS.
As Donald Trump readies to return to the Oval Office, U.S. retailers that depend on foreign suppliers are prepared to pass along the cost of his proposed import tariffs to consumers, potentially leading to higher prices for a range of products. cbsnews.com/news/trump-victo…
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Just keep thinking how a lot of people are gonna be surprised when the face-eating leopard they voted for eats their face.
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the fact that so many ppl are voting for him is so…disheartening
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I got my sticker
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We're not going back (whether he likes it or not).
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Halloween after 8 rounds of review + legal feedback
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“what radicalized you?” probably my basic human empathy
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He brought that sink in
Fidelity estimates that Twitter (X)'s value has dropped to $9.4B A 79% decrease since Elon Musk took over 📉
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Don’t choose between men. Choose between a man and peace.
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Cops shot 3 people and a cop over an alleged $2.90 fare evasion, and Eric Adams is calling that restraint. The bystander they shot in the head is in critical condition
Mayor Eric Adams on Tuesday praised the NYPD officers who shot at an alleged fare evader on a crowded subway platform in Brooklyn on Sunday, striking and injuring four people. Read more: bit.ly/4d5BNkx
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Truly do believe migraines are one of the stupidest possible illnesses to suffer from. What do you mean the weather is making me blind in one eye
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How to respond to your neighbor's weird Trump and Vance yard signs 😂
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Years ago I was on a search committee at Trinity College and we were puzzling over one letter of rec that seemed sort of lukewarm until my dear colleague Jerry Watts held it up and pointed at the signature line and said "She is British!"
American academics! Is “I am pleased to warmly and enthusiastically recommend” still the right code for the strongest possible recommendation? Or did you lot come up with something even more bombastic while I wasn’t looking?
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